b side

not very good but will suffice.

- "hey, how was your blind date?"
- "well, he was pretty hot but his personality was kinda b side."

by MarenKidd June 7, 2007

side meat

"Side meat" is the charred (and extra flavorful) bits of meat that often fall off the sides of burgers, steaks, chicken breasts and roasted turkey. Side meat may "accidentally" make its way onto ravenous non meat-eaters' plates, where it is "accidentally" consumed amidst heaping forkfuls of quinoa and kale. Caution: excessive consumption of side meat may lead to lapsing of vegetarianism.

Vegetarian: "Oh no! I accidentally got a bite of your prime rib in with my sesame kale!"
Other person: "Stop stealing bites of side meat and just admit you like steak!"

by Dr. Evil 518 July 25, 2012

side-ponytail

Makes girls more than ugly.

A side-ponytail is a turn-off, maybe not for lesbians though.

by Every Male Alive February 2, 2005

Slut on the Side

When you cheat on your wife the mistress is the slut on the side.

Bob: Hey George, where are you going.
George: I'm going to see my slut on the side.
Bob: Huh? What's that?
George: You know when you're having an affair.
Bob: Oh I get it.
Bob: Wait you're cheating on your wife.
George: UHHH UHHHHHHHH MMM no?
Bob: Well I'm going to post this on facebook, and twitter.
George: No don't do that.
Bob: Trust me you're wife will understand.
George: What do you mean?
Bob: You're wife is my slut on the side.

by thuffman December 18, 2012

side google

When your friend is too deep their web search and doesn’t want to leave the page so you do them solid and do a search on their phone.

Hillary, I’m six steps into my Stitch-Fix profile, can you do quick a side google and see if they have XL tall?

by PsychoT5023 February 16, 2019

side-tubed

what happens when you visit YouTube in order to find a specific video but end up watching all kinds of random crap instead

Sorry I'm so late, man! I went to check out that video everyone's been talking about and wound up getting side-tubed for like an hour.

by smart*ss October 1, 2010

the side door

(noun) Taking a poo on one side of the toilet seat, facing the wall. On a 90 degree angle from the regular pooping position (RPP). Usually in desperation, due to skid marks or pubes on either side of the toilet seat.

"I was forced to use the side door because there was shit stains on the front of the toilet seat."
- Joe-fizzle

by ly ly and joe-fizzle February 19, 2009