Happy Fap

When you think you’re the first person to be bit by a radioactive spider and then you go kill someone on acid.

Tryna happy fap me spider man?

by EddieBrock5 October 5, 2023

Fap attack

When a group of men/women surround a target and start "fapping" intimidating the target into a fap induced suicide. Usually used by trained professionals.

I hear one of the Russian politicians got fap attacked yesterday.

by Peeeeepppeeeeee the dog September 28, 2018

Sad Fap

when you masturbate and your dick is small so you cry about it afterwards

another day, another Sad Fap...

by lawquizox September 28, 2020

No Fap February

Can't fap to boys and girls (Why would you even fap to guy lmfao) You cant fap to hentai either.
Survive this challenges boys. Goodluck. You'll need it.

Dude I just had the greatest fap bro.
Oh my goodness, you just failed No Fap February

by anonymous October 6, 2020

beauty fap

When you are feeling ugly and you fap to make yourself feel better.

Im single and ugly, I think I'm gonna go have a nice beauty fap.

Nothing feels better than a nice beauty fap.

by GreenTeaBoba September 19, 2017

FAP

Follow Along Program

I wonder if FAP is set up by pharmaceuticals so worried parents will be more likely to medicate their children if they don't fit perfectly into the "standard development progress" described.

by SteviaTs September 7, 2016

Possible Fap Potential

When you run out of porn and you need to jerk it over something but you feel guilty.

Man the curves on that street sign has definitely got some Possible Fap Potential .. But it's a street sign.

by armytim114 December 12, 2017