by lilrayray09 August 07, 2019
The blood-pumping organ of a greedy/selfish moocher/fortune-hunter who only yearns for gold; i.e., his main goal in life is to be given money to either hoard or spend frivolously.
In the 1937 comedy-film "Way Out West", Laurel and Hardy play a couple of witless buddies who unknowingly deliver a deed for a gold mine to the wrong woman; the recipient is actually the heiress's devious guardian with a "heart of gold"... Laurel naively "hits home" by telling her, "Now that you own a mine, I bet you'll be a swell gold-digger".
by QuacksO October 30, 2018
by Mama.bils June 07, 2020
by RUHLSAR000 July 17, 2017
Bob: David has been in his room for 9 hours, the fuck has he been doing?
Fred: Playing Hearts Of Iron 4 non-stop.
Bob: Dear god.
Fred: Playing Hearts Of Iron 4 non-stop.
Bob: Dear god.
by E hates Q May 03, 2023
When saying the phrase 'i heart you' it means that you actually love the person but do not yet feel comfortable saying those famous 3 little words. Its just a little less Serious than actually saying 'I love you'
by Crystal V. January 07, 2006
A diet mostly mirroring the Nathan Pritikin diet (who ended up committing suicide) which focuses on low fat, low protein, and high carbohydrate foods. Very popular among the US medical industry for boosting the sales and funding of pharmaceuticals.
The cause, rather than solution to America's health problems. Great for pussy metro fags and gullible fucktwits.
The cause, rather than solution to America's health problems. Great for pussy metro fags and gullible fucktwits.
Three pudgy middle aged men sitting around a table and another man in his late 20's with the body of a greek god eating eggs and a big-ass steak.
old fart number 1:Damn, aren't you worried about your cholesterol there?
young man: (sigh) nope, my blood pressure and lipid profiles are fantastic...
old fart number 2: You will see by the time you get to my age.
young man: there is no connection between dietary chol...
old fart number 3: You are going to kill yourself. You need to be on a heart healthy diet, it's what my doctor had to put me on.
Conversation steers towards old men discussing the statins and Viagra that their doctors put them on...The older men continue to eat their crappy processed "food".
old fart number 1:Damn, aren't you worried about your cholesterol there?
young man: (sigh) nope, my blood pressure and lipid profiles are fantastic...
old fart number 2: You will see by the time you get to my age.
young man: there is no connection between dietary chol...
old fart number 3: You are going to kill yourself. You need to be on a heart healthy diet, it's what my doctor had to put me on.
Conversation steers towards old men discussing the statins and Viagra that their doctors put them on...The older men continue to eat their crappy processed "food".
by TheDink September 20, 2011