chinese fire dragon

when you cum in the girls mouth you smack here in the back of the head for it comes out her nose

dude i gave that bitch a chinese fire dragon and she threw up

by wefjkweflikwfelwfe August 25, 2011

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Chinese Democracy Syndrome

When it takes a person a very long time to complete something that they promised to finish a long time ago.

It's taking me forever to finish this... I think I've got Chinese Democracy Syndrome.

by bungelina January 26, 2010

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Chinese-Whispers Effect

The effect that occurs when something is heard through word of mouth, a variation on the original message or topic of discussion, as commonly happens in the childhood game of Chinese-Whispers.

"Man i heard you were walking coast to coast!?, for charity or something?"
"Nope, but my mum is."
"Huh, must have been the Chinese-Whispers Effect"

by blurnsgha February 25, 2008

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chinese hot pocket

Te act plucking a woman's vagina hair with your teeth until she ejaculates all over you

Keisha felt lonely so austin gave her a Chinese hot pocket

by krispy_NEC November 26, 2014

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When two guys (standing) are double teaming a midget (one in the mouth, one in the ass) and the midget is suspended on the two cocks without touching the ground at all. Then the midget bites down on the dick and clenches her ass cheeks so the two guys are stuck in her.

"Fuck this midget has us in a Chinese Finger Trap!"

by SIXTY6 May 14, 2010

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Chinese New Year

When a person attaches one or more fireworks to their genitals and then igniting said fireworks.

Drunkard #1: "Dude I woke up this morning and I smelled like gunpowder and all my ball hair was scorched off!"

Drunkard #2: "Yeah, you tied a dozen bottle rockets to your wang and pulled a chinese new year."

by CJudge941 June 16, 2011

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