F.L.A.B.B.S.

A ratings system employed by a male and his buddies to accurately assess the aesthetic value of a female counterpart.

The acronym of F.L.A.B.B.S. stands for the five areas of the female specimen that are rated in F.L.A.B.B.S.:

1. Face
2. Legs
3. Ass
4. Boobs
5. Brains
6. Stomach (overall tone of the girl, i.e. chubby would not score well on number 6)

N.B. Number 5, Brains, can be removed from the system if subject is unknown to male doing the rating, and would hence not know her intellectual capacity.

Each of these categories are scored out of 10 to give a total F.L.A.B.B.S. score out of 60.

Result analysis is as follows:

50-60: Amazing, banging, wow, iewufrwoghurigsr
40-50: Hot
30-40: Still probably hit that
20-30: You'd have to be drunk
10-20: A disappointment to males worldwide
0-10: Run the FUCK away!

Guy 1: dude, she's smoking!

Guy 2: I know mate, what would her F.L.A.B.B.S. be?

Guy 1: True, umm well face 9

Guy 2: Legs a safe 8

Guy 1: 10 for that fiiiiiiine ass

Guy 2: Chuck in a 9 for those hooters

Guy 1: But dude she's wearing heels to a football game, not the brightest, 5

Guy 2: Yeah true, but she saves it with that body of hers, 9 for stomach

Guy 1: (whips out pocket calculator) thats a 50! She's banging.

F.L.A.B.B.S. by yeahnah4991 October 13, 2010

F.E.A.R 

First person shooter made by the company Monolith. F.E.A.R stands for First encounter assault recon. Blends together action and stealth along with melee attacks and slow motion. Very good game over all.

DOODS! I just bought F.E.A.R

F.E.A.R by Colton Dale June 11, 2006

F.E.A.R. 

First Encounter Assault Recon
A survival horror video game on the computer xbox360 and ps3 that rocks

Do you have F.E.A.R.?
Yeah i do, that game is !##@ing awesome!!!

F.E.A.R. by ultrasloth7 February 17, 2009

F.O.A.D. 

Stands for - Fuck Off And Die!

I'm an official member of Jonathan Davis' F.O.A.D. club!

F.O.A.D. by i.have.issues May 13, 2006

F.R.A.P. 

Frenetic Random Activity Pattern. A behavior often exhibited by puppies or young dogs wherein the animal, without an apparent reason, suddenly runs at high speed, frantically darting in multiple directions then racing to a sudden stop. These episodes generally last 60-90 seconds at most. In general the puppy will appear very pleased with itself. May happen indoors or out.

The puppies had a FRAP attack when out in the yard.

F.R.A.P. by poodlemama July 20, 2005

C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S. 

Acronym for: Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And People's Safety.
-As heard in Grand Theft auto : Liberty City Stories

I was playing GTA LCS yesterday and they said there is a association called Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And People's Safety. I want to join C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S.!

C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S. by Euvic Von Stuvic July 11, 2006

F.G.A.R. 

F.G.A.R. is an underground community of ravers who usually party at the F.G.A.R. club in Craiova. F.G.A.R. was founded in the Fagaras mountains in 1756. By the 1800’s It got really popular amongst the punk community in Fagaras and it became a place to hang out and meet new punk people likewise.
Now, F.G.A.R. is populated by the so called “COCALARI” with their main leader being a guy named danystuu. Usually, cocalars use the slangs: “Portable charger”, “Bubu-yala”, “La shaturi”, “Baterie externa dar nu pentru ce credeti voi”

-Mama coaie am chef de o bubuiala de aia
-Mama coaie stiu eu locul perfect!
-Unde, coaie ?
-Fratelo, la F.G.A.R., ACOLO ESTE TOATA NEBUNIA

F.G.A.R. by otxradu August 6, 2023