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Dog Engagement Theory

The system of ideas behind dog engagement theory suggests that there is a net positive benefit from interacting with others as if they were dogs. From playful banter to teasing and trolling, the behaviors that bring about joy in dogs will also bring about joy in fellow humans - especially romantic partners. This stems from the belief that most take life too seriously and do not wish to risk awkward moments in pursuit of genuine and fun interactions. Those who subscribe to dog engagement theory are viewed as comedic and charismatic socializers in any setting and can turn any gathering into an enjoyable hangout.
Amanda: “You guys should invite Matt to the party! He’s such a funny guy.”

Steve: “Yea sure, but am I not funny too?”

Amanda: “Kind of. But Matt is just so charismatic and playful. I think he follows dog engagement theory so that’s why he’s better.”

Steve: “I don’t think I can compete with him then.”

Amanda: “You’re right Steve. I think we should both see other men.”
by scarlet_alliance February 25, 2024
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Jor-Dog

used in lieu of "Raw-Dog" but relating to a man named Jordan
"Look at Jordan go! He is really Jor-doggin it!"
by JimmyC123456 February 26, 2024
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Dog nutter

A person highly obsessed with dogs, a dangerous, disgusting monster. There are dog nutters who take them in public without a leash, in defiance of health and safety laws and are prejudiced against people who don't like dogs. A dog nutter victim blames those who are mauled for no reason. They also may find cuteness in dogs shitting. They have no respect for others because it's the dog before the human. Dog nutters can be some of the worst Karens out there.
Hey dog nutter. You can't bring the dog in here where people tryna eat.
by Sir Carlton March 3, 2024
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Wanking’t dog off

Wanking’t dog off indicates that a person is not doing anything at that moment in time and/or has no plans.

PSA- no dogs shall be harmed, the masturbation of canines is not included.
Alex: what are you doing today?

Caitlin: Wanking’t dog off.
by Cwilss March 4, 2024
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Nanny Dog

Often a pitbull, these types of large dogs often have mental health issues from abuse and inbreeding. They can go from teddy bear to psycho killer in a breath.
A pittie shredded a newborn baby because it made eye contact. When will people learn to keep these nanny dogs away from their kids and pets?!
by Ruger57pro&velcrosandals March 4, 2024
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I love you nigga dog monkey

When you see your best friend for the first time in 4 months and twelve days
Yo! What up man! I love you nigga dog monkey!
by Simon Yeager March 4, 2024
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Dog

Fluffy tube
Sometimes they come in cloud
Dog
by Dark_Galaxy March 4, 2024
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