Scwabble Cock

when a cock looks like a cork and no one will ever love you for it, Maybe a hedgehog might, there's is pretty fucked too.

Brodie: Yo, did you see Rabs cock last night?
Matt: Nah lad I was blasted. Why?
Brodie: He's got a Scwabble Cock

by Jack Sniff February 13, 2022

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Dirty Cock Gargle

The idea of grabbing someone's cock (preferably a strangers) filling your mouth with a mixture of salt, pepper and chili flakes and proceeding to gargle their cock viciously until they bust a nut.

Bro I just did the "Dirty Cock Gargle" and I feel great!

by realbitchassnigga96 October 18, 2019

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Fat-cock genocide

Oh! Wait! I forgot about the "women are only fucking the fat-cocks and the rest of us have to have relationships with the sloppy seconds and we're living in fat-cock parental Dictatorship"

Hym "But 'kill all men' is just as much a call for genocide as 'fat-cock genocide' but it made the women realize they're all fat cock supremacists so now I don't own the contents of my own mind... But the guy who SOLD IT AND HAS MONEY IN HIS BANK ACCOUNT DOES!"

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024

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Cock-band

Although it's origins are unknown, it may have came into existence between 2013-2015. The term came into prominence during Winter Storm Jonas (Blizzard of 2016) in Eastern Pennsylvania. A cock-band can be a large heavy snow band that looks like an erect penis on radar.

Tom: "Hey Dave!"
Dave: "What Tom?"
Tom: " I'm getting pounded with the mother of all cock-bands here! It snowed 3 inches in the past hour. I got 9 inches in the last three-and-a-half hours!"
Dave: "SMFH..... That's what she said....."

by SEPA Boy May 2, 2019

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Mathew's Cock

An astronomical cock, that can take your breath in a heart beat. Your vagina and legs will shake harder then Worlds Trade Center on September 11 2001.

You better watch out for the ol' mathew's cock

by xdcreamed October 16, 2020

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