Dogs On The Couch

The temporary placement of spent tampons on a lover’s chest for sake of efficiency (to forgo delays of proper disposal) and tidiness (to prevent the staining of expensive linens) to expedite consummation during moments of intense emergency-level passion, drunken disorientation, or squalid apathetic laziness.
“Sure baby, you can let your dogs on the couch.”
by Sammishredd November 27, 2024
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Mad Dog Crazy

An extreme or overtly ridiculous show of mental decline such as screaming in public places or unironically enjoying political speeches.

Mainly used to refer to actions but can be used to describe a person.
“Did you see what Jessica did at the part last night?”
Yeah dude that was mad dog crazy.”
by BNHAlover.2022 March 24, 2024
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Chili Dog

When your pounding a girl in the assignment and get dookie on your dick
I was drilling this chick in her as and she gave me a chili dog.
by Dooder15 October 27, 2017
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'dog

The uncool fat way to say you like sans
"Want a 'dog? 10g. Yep. 'dog. No hot, and an apostrophe."
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half past dog

Not having a flying clue what the time is and you should generally just get fucked for asking mate
Jack: what's the time

Joe : half past dog

Jack : checks phone due to Joe not knowing
by Downesy October 06, 2020
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That's a lot of dog

An interdisciplinary term to show surprise at a thing's quantity or quality. Whether it is positive or negative depends on the accompanying expression and context. Fits almost any situation where you want to show that you're impressed.
"That's a lot of dog", admiration on hearing a fellow finance bro has made a lot on their bitcoin.

"That's a lot of dog", sympathetic, when your colleague tells you how much work they need to do to complete their assignment.

"That's a lot of dog", bonding expression when seeing the contents of a friend's shed, food cupboard, paint set or sewing kit.

"That's a lot of dog!", awe, when entering a family member's chicken coop for the first time and you can't believe there is so much egg lay.
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Chili Dogging

Chili dogging is the process of slicing one penis open like a hotdog bun and putting another inside. Then you put a third penis in a meat grinder and grind it up like ground beef, laying the ground penis on top of the penis hotdog. You then take a third, homeless penis and scrape the smegma off, then have it cum on top.
by Cumbungus November 05, 2020
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