pulling a johnny

When there's no seats in the classroom left so you just stand outside.

Billy: "where'd he go?"
Jimmy :"he's pulling a johnny"
Billy :"oh ok"

by billymayonnaise October 22, 2015

Pulling the rope

When a man fists himself whilst jerking off, using one hand for each. When the jerk-off hand is farthest from the body, the fisting hand is the farthest in his ass, and vice versa.

I caught John pulling the rope yesterday, it was quite a sight!

by John Kankle November 9, 2025

Pulling a Shires

"Pulling a Shires" is any act of doucheyness in a relationship such as but not limited to: breaking up with someone in a text message, calling your girlfriend while high on cocaine at 3am, losing your job because you drink too much, making your girlfriend take the bus to see you because you don't feel like picking her up, making your girlfriend pay for everything because you're a slack ass loser.

Girl 1: "What happened between Gina and Rick?"
Girl 2: "He broke up with her in a text message!"
Girl 1: "Ooooh he was totally "Pulling a Shires."
Girl 2: "I know, what a douche!"

by GynaBFW March 2, 2009

Veneers Pulled Under Your Ears

Veneers Pulled Under Your Ears:
A new trend dental scam, mainly abroad in places like Turkey, you could get scammed out of your money entirely, paying for services that don’t even exist, sometimes from non-existent online dentists. Often, they’ll grind down perfectly good teeth, leaving you with a cartoonish, exaggerated smile. Then, you have to return to the UK to fix the damage, which can cost tens of thousands of pounds. It’s basically the dental equivalent of having wool pulled over your eyes, leaving you with a mouthful of regret and a hefty bill to fix it back home.

Lee: Frank, have you seen Lewis's teeth? They’re well white, well nice! Bruv.
Frank: Don't be a muppet bruv! They look terrible, he looks like Bugs Bunny! LOL it's not hard to get the veneers pulled Under your ears these days bruv. LOL probably got well scammed out in Turkey bruv. LOL.

Lee: Init bruv LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 22, 2025

Pulling a Stevie

Being such a chad that you eternally look like marky mark coming straight out Bauston (Boston pronounced by faggots)

Person1: you see that queer pulling a Stevie over there
Person2: how could I not when he's wearing a track suit and a beanie like that.

by Slam faggot March 7, 2016

pull your own

go do somthing to your self and leave me alone

a teller of tell tales getting on your nerves an compelte fool a dim wit

by manky November 8, 2003

Pull a Richard

To "pull a Richard" is the phrase used when one is dumped by his/her significant other and in turn becomes homosexual.

Jon: "Hey, Will, did you hear? Carter pulled a Richard!"
Will: "Really? I would never expect him of all people."

In this scenario Carter was dumped and went to pull a Richard.

by Cpl. Mooncalf June 10, 2016