Pulling a Hogan

when your posing in the mirror and you get a glance of your large breasts, you simultaneously lactate and cum at the same time. this course of action ruins your perception of life, friendships, and even family. You abandon all hope and devote your life to making clothing in a Shein factory. Forever doomed to a mid physique.
“hey why did you drop out of school? Weren’t you majoring in engineering?”

“I was accidentally pulling a hogan, now i have to buy my flight ticket to vietnam
by RealOGLivingBigBack February 12, 2025
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