splatter face

The name you call someone after you give them a facial.

Hey you know Eddie G? I made his mom a splatter face last night.

by Daddies Big Girl February 26, 2017

Face Pocket

Thigh Gap in-between cooch to breathe in. The area to put ones face to munch box. Also to clean "The Carpet".

Pmed has a fat Face Pocket.

by Lukep1024 January 1, 2023

Tank-faced

Combines elements of both tanked and shit-faced. A supreme level of inebriation. Includes a high likely hood of being arrested or the possibility of waking up in a ambulance/hospital. Though rarely occurring, getting tank-faced is often a life changing event.

Tom: "How did Dan's birthday celebration go?"

Bill: "He was out of control, after a bunch of shots he was so Tank-faced we lost track of him. I got a call this morning, telling me to come pick him up at the police station."

by H4MM3R December 28, 2008

Heavey Face

A distinct face type that displays square foreheads, defined brow bones , and huuuuuge heads. This face is usually very hard to get rid of genetically as many generations in the same family will have the same distinct look.

Vince Vaughn's heavey face is so pronounced that it makes George Lopez look like a pin-head.

by Vonnie3 May 26, 2016

Fink Face

That face a dog makes when it's on its two hind legs panting and trying to reach you and while their heads are stretched upward, remember, the dog must be panting to make a fink face, and when the dogs head is stretched upwards, their necks kinda like, pull their cheeks, making their lips straighter and making their panting mouths a long breathing shape.

I was excited to meet my dog at back at home, she was so excited to see me!!! The cute little girl, her fink face was so cute when she was trying to reach up the door, her fink face made me awe so much!!!

by Urbane and Dictive October 19, 2022

face dogging

Someone watching all the time. For instance parents, teachers, security, santa.

You can't lie to grandma she's always face dogging you and knows the truth.

by Momma knows January 14, 2017

Shitty Face

Shitty Face is when a female or a male use a lot of make up to make a disguise mask on their face so they look like a completely different person. Even white people can look black. And so on. People to do this to escape criminal charges when they commit a crime while looking like a different person. Or go out in a date so their boyfriend won’t think she’s cheating. Or the most common reason they hiding a hideous face and can’t find no one to love them or have sex with them and make a fake face that look very beautiful. Older woman also do this to look younger.

You and your Shitty Face!!!

by The True Jesus Christ December 7, 2021