Petting your dog

One of the most relaxing things you can possibly do. It releases a hormone called oxytocin, which reduces stress

Like many other Americans, I come home and pet my dog. You see, petting your dog, is one of the most relaxing things you can possibly do.

by TheConfusedPotato July 17, 2019

train dogs

Security guards at train station

Them fucken train dogs have been cunts today

by Lenkina August 11, 2019

Dogs

1) Fluffy potatoes

2) Oval shaped things on the end of your foot

1) I took my dogs on a walk

2) My dogs were cold without socks on

by I_LoveIcedTea March 1, 2023

Temu dog

A large rabbit

Look at that temu dog over there, its huge.

by sniff my toes September 22, 2023

dogs

A slang word for feet, commonly used amongst British youth.

Ewww John put the dogs away, no one wants to see your crusty toes

by malcolmisepic October 25, 2022

Curse of John the Dog

The very definition of a curse. It will begin by looking into the accursed John the Dog's eyes. This curse will affect your whole bloodline by causing traumatic dreams and event throughout their entire life. John the Dog was created in a freak accident after an artist accidentally brought his creation to life, and John began to spread his
curse.

I have succumb to the Curse of John the Dog. John the Dog has curse my whole bloodline!

by Gary Peacock February 5, 2025

i think we should have a real dog

Idea for getting a new dog that isn't a stuffed animal

I think we should have a real dog Defined as getting a real dog

by Piiopdgh July 28, 2017