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treesh sex

Treesh sex is when no oral sex is involved & it’s straight down to business or oral sex is only given by one partner
all we do is have TREESH SEX
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No sex vaccine push

The one being used in South Africa to try and force guys to get vaccines. Are there really a lot of oversexed husbands and significant others that would be at such a loss if the sex ended that they couldn't go on, and had to get a vaccine? Taking a stand does have a cost, but that doesn't mean it isn't worth a small sacrifice of a relationship with no sex if a guy really is determined not to get a vaccine, and not to let anyone push him into a line, including a female. You either stand or fall in line with the others.
If you've had any time in your life that you were celibate as a guy, you can think back to that, and even if it wasn't easy, you know you'll make it through because you have before. There might even be some good to come out of it, you won't know if you panic and say yes honey, I'll do whatever you want, I'll get an estrogen shot for you, just please don't stop fucking me (you can keep emasculating and pussifying me until you get your way). You don't have to get fucked to live, it's a luxury, not a necessity/requirement. If you want a life, you have to fight for it, otherwise you will keep falling in any line and wearing any covering the government or any other serious looking and sounding person tells you to without questioning them. They have stopped short of saying people should don a suit for nuclear holocaust to go outside, since people would know that was a silly thing to do, or order someone else to do. The no sex vaccine push by females shouldn't deter a committed guy from not getting a vaccine, and some guys will hopefully want to get one even less after they hear a female say that.
by The Original Agahnim August 19, 2021
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Old man sex

How Tumblr users refer to sexual intimacy occurring between two fictional men over the age of 45. Similar to ‘old man yaoi’ but typically refers to white men.
Everyone’s writing fanfiction about House and Wilson having old man sex.”
“Isn’t Wilson only like, 40?”
by grimm23 December 13, 2023
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Mesa Sex

When one is to have sexual intercourse when they say they are gay, like people of the same gender but in reality they are a closeted straight person who says they are gay or lesbian for the title of it. They aren’t actually gay or lesbian.
I can’t wait to have hot steamy gay sex with you, wait your straight?!?! YOU TRIED TO TRICK ME INTO HAVING MESA SEX YOU MONSTER!

Gabe walked up to his girl but heard her yapping. “I’m like only lesbian for the aesthetic you know? I’m actually straight” thats when Gabe knew… he was dealing with someone really skilled in Mesa Sex
by BigBilly3469 January 24, 2024
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sex

if your looking this up here your TOO innocent or TOO young
innocent person: hey do you know what sex is?

horny person: i do, wanna try it?
by 80s.kai April 17, 2021
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Sex story

I walk into the house naked, moaning in delight as Claire grabs my huge tits and gives them a squeeze. Ryan walks in nude like me and Claire and with no warning, sticks his 16”

dick inside my tight pink pussy whole. I scream in ecstasy as he thrusts back and forth, going harder and harder. Claire gets mad at the sight of this. “Hey! I want some dick!” She exclaims. Ryan rolls his eyes and pulls away right as I reach my g-spot and cum all over his monster cock. He moans and clutches my boob and leads me and Claire to the couch. He lays on his back. Me and Claire race to sit on his cock first, and when Claire settles onto it, Ryan pulls her off, making her mad, and puts her on his face instead. He puts me on his cock and I moan in delight, riding his like a pro. We squirt back and forth. “You little slut. Come inside me or I thrust harder” he says under Claire’s pussy, which barely gets attention. I reached my climax and screeched in pleasure as he grabs my 36DD tits, reaching his own. “MMMM~” we both moan. “You guys are fucking out of your minds!” Says Claire, leaving to the kitchen. I come all over Ryan and his sludgy long dick penetrates me. I scream for him to stop, but that only makes him go deeper. He doesn’t stop, and my pussy is on the verge of explosion.
Boy: have you read that sex story on urban dictionary
Girl: yeah, now I’m horny as fuck. Whip out your dick really quickly.
by sexylittleslut November 22, 2025
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Self Sex

What sad virgins who don't have a relationship, life or job do with the time they are pissing away. Usually they do it whilst watching porn.
Too busy having self sex there mate?
by LordJenal August 28, 2022
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