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Cold Face Stealer

A man or woman who is obsessed with the perfect face, and will dig up freshly dead bodies to look at their faces and see if they have a perfect feature (Ex. Perfect Lips, Perfect eyelashes) If they do find someone with the perfect feature, they will cut it off and save it to be transplanted onto themselves later.
Alissa is so hot! Do you think she's a cold face stealer?
by Zenguin June 25, 2016
mugGet the Cold Face Stealermug.

corona face

Derogatory, racist term typically used by teenagers to refer to asian people tacitly blaming them for the pandemic.
by MasterOfBurgers June 5, 2020
mugGet the corona facemug.

Strait-not-face

Someone who does not not know how to spellStraight”.
Person 1 typing: Ooh, he said that with a strait face.

Person 2 observing: Person 1 is a strait-not-face.
by Khourschet March 4, 2021
mugGet the Strait-not-facemug.

Face Fucked

When your edible kicks in.
Chrissy was face fucked by her sour razzapple edible.
by Icky4 August 20, 2022
mugGet the Face Fuckedmug.

jingle on your face

When at the end of the felatio, man pulls his penis out of the womans mouth and rocks his balls all over her face while singing an adapt version of Jingle bells, which goes like this: "Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle on your face". The combination doesn't have to be heterosexual, the only mandatory aspect of this act are the requirements of the balls. And a face. Usage of animals is also allowed.
Man 1: "Last night I performed jingle on your face on your mamma."
Man 2: "O really? How did it go?"
Man 1: "Actually really good, I tied her down this time, so her resistanse was futile."
by Pulfie123 December 8, 2017
mugGet the jingle on your facemug.

Two faced

It’s when your so called friends talk about you behind your back but act like they love you in front of your face.
Person 1: *notices Person 3 being talked about by their friends*

Person 2: “here comes Person 3

Person 1: notices how Person 3’s friends act kind and different

Person 2: Person 3’s friends are so Two faced.
by Speakingnothingbutfacts14 March 11, 2021
mugGet the Two facedmug.

FUCK FACE

most of the time a kid named ryker that goes to school in idaho falls idaho, who is mentaly challenged has no friends and is bad at everything and sucks at life
hi jj, im ryker the fuck face
by JJ Williams June 11, 2018
mugGet the FUCK FACEmug.

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