Sex

Sex is something your parents did to have you. They forgot to use condoms and had you..... they really didn't want you

* Two humans having sex *
Person 1: That was such good sex
Person 2: Oh no honey the condom broke
Person 1: WE ARE GOING TO BE PARENTS!!!!
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Http...Salty January 26, 2022

Sex-perate

Sex desperate, so basically all college guys

He doesn't even like her......he's just sex-perate

by @collegelife March 9, 2017

Anne Frank Sex Roulette

The act of having sex as quietly as possible where there is the risk of waking other people such as children, parents, Nazi's etc either in the same or adjoining rooms

Honey I just put the baby to sleep, can we partake in Anne Frank Sex Roulette, but seriously if you wake the baby I'll be pissed

by KirkleesKirsty June 16, 2025

Sex

Happens when a stick like a penis is inserted into something of is size like a vagina

He slammed her onto the table to have sex with her… He totally shoved his entire dick in her vagina!

by Imcomin4u June 9, 2022

love, sex, dream

acid, or more famously LSD.

"Them other drugs just don't fit me right; Girl I really fuckin' want love, sex, dream" L$D - A$AP Rocky

by bruh bruh bruh bruh bro November 18, 2022

Oral Sex

A universal and extremely stable unit for non-cash trading

I had an oral sex to get that role.
I had an oral sex to give a lecture in this institute.

by fizteh April 24, 2020

sex

when a boy sticks his navigation into a girls destination in order to take the storks job :)

lindsay: do you want to have sex

me: yes

lindsay: 0-0; aren't you 13

by anonymous May 20, 2021