Wip one out

When a guy masterbates.

I;m gona go home and wip one out.

by nevada December 2, 2003

Crack one out

To lascerate your cock while 'watching videos of/imagining/looking at photos of/in the presence of' hot sexy women.

Masturbation in laymans terms.

James: "Im going home for a wank."
Tim: "haha, james is gonna crack one out, the randy bastard, remember to clean yourself up, and your mums back, dont be rubbin the cum into her back too much again".

by Professor Stupidity March 29, 2008

black out piss

when someone drinks too much and passes out and pisses in their bed.

Whoa my boyfriend drank too much whiskey last night and pulled a black out piss this morning!

by kahoutek July 7, 2009

Jamaican Pull Out

When having intercourse with a girl without a condom (or bareback) and suffers from premeture ejaculation, you pull out before you cum, ejaculate on the matress and then carry on.

I couldnt hack banging that girl, i had to use the Jamaican Pull Out

by twelve. September 23, 2009

Lolling out loud

If you lol out loud you laugh out loud out loud...which means you actually say lol even though you are talking in real life.
Lolling out loud exposes that you actually spend more time in the virtual world than in real life and makes you seem like a fucking loser.

Peron A: Tells joke
Person B: lol (lolling out loud)
Person A: get a life!

by am_dream August 4, 2008

Fall Out Boy

A "punk-pop" band which could be classified as emo. They have done little for music, and are not innovative in any sense of the word. They are not interesting although the lyrics are occasionally well written. They are popluar due to good marketing and admittedly catchy, if not particularly good songs.

1)
Poser: I love Fall Out Boy! They're sooo talented and alternative!!
Normal Person: Wait, what, seriously?
2) Yes, I think the songs are catchy, fun, fluff; no I don't respect them as artists.

by Actual Indie Fan May 29, 2007

guys' night out

a widely used excuse for an evening of homo-erotic activities (fighting, exposing parts of the anatomy, etc) used by males who would rather, (if it weren't so socially unacceptable to their peers) have sex with men, but are too afraid to come out of the closet.

"Erm, dear, i'm off out with the boys on a guy's night out. What? Erm, no i'm sorry, i, er, haven't seen your pantyhose..."

by loona August 20, 2003