chocolate-log face

n. One who "has feces for a face", but encoded so children and/or significant-others won't know you just said, "shit-face".

"WHAT?! You're asking me to reimburse you for the shipping-costs for the Christmas gifts you just gave us?!?!

You are such an effing CHOCOLATE-LOG FACE!!!"

(A variant, "choc-logged", can also be applied to describe past-drunkenness. For example:

"Dude...Yeah! <shit! the wife walked in> 'Um, yeah...I was definitely 'choc-logged' last night. Hehe....I have to go. Bye")

by FunkPumpkin September 10, 2011

Double-Faced Entendre

A person who has two different personalities, example: A person who can be known to you as an Angel, but their also a devil.

An example comes from the song "Life goes on" by Oliver Tree. You're a person who has two different personalities, so you're double-faced Entendre.

by DevainUchiha September 13, 2021

luigi face

It's a process where you get sick like in anime and you face turn green af

Bro you got a luigi face

by Troy46930473 February 18, 2018

Buzzard Face

Used to describe British English men from Roman Descent. Typical features include a long face, long thin Roman nose and a condescending tone, based on an air of xenophobic superiority, despite being previously ruled by the Roman Empire and French.

That Twin Lannister actor is a right Buzzard Face, isn’t he?

by Fandamme January 30, 2018

Face Card

American Express “ platinum or Gold” credit cards.

popularized on social media as “face card never declines” hence the fact that American Express credit cards are elite credit cards, and tend to never decline.

That was expensive! Its okay face card never declines.

by Anonymous 2671 January 22, 2024

Pizza Face

When your so pimply you look like you've got a bunch of pepperoni pimples on your face.

Chris Pratt: Yo Chris did you see Chris's face?
Chris Hemsworth: I sure did! He's got a pizza face!
Chris Pines: Hey what are you guys talking about?
Chris Hemsworth: Oh nothing, Pizza face.

by Nadia Hoyte January 16, 2019

twit-faced

The act of posting excessive, regrettable tweets while drunk.

I can't believe I got so twit-faced last night I tweeted my ex.

by Dooners May 5, 2011