Windshield Wiper Face

During oral sex a man pulls his erect penis out of his partners mouth and proceeds to use it as a saliva and/or semen wiper back and forth across his partners entire face in an (erotic) attempt to wipe his partners face.

Guy 1 - "This chick I really like is a Windshield Wiper Face"

Guy 2 - "You mean good blowjob's?"

Guy 1 - "She had me do the windshield wiper to her face so many times during oral sex last night that that I lost count!"
Guy 2 - "She's a keeper!"

by ThatsNiceMN December 4, 2020

Mitch faced

Eat so much meat your profusely sweating and your eyes are bigger than your stomach

Let’s go to dinner and get Mitch faced

by Bee 1406 July 15, 2022

zip face

A person who wears orthodontic braces

Person with braces: Hi guys
Guys: go away zip face

by Theangryfireman August 15, 2017

Break face

To show up

Did John break face to the party last night? No he didn’t.

by Rosewell1104 April 7, 2022

face orgy

The result of heavy, sloppy kissing that borders on the inappropriate.

God just look at that heavy smoochin' goin on there! It looks like a face orgy!

by Bauxb January 2, 2017

Doll face

In school slang this means a weak person with a pretty face

Do you see she is weak at every thing but she pretty so most of the boys and girls let her go. Her nickname is typically doll face.

by 459395 February 22, 2022

to have egg on your face

You “have egg on your face” when you say something stupid,or you do something that makes you look stupid.
Also to suffer embarrassment as a result of a public failure.

To have egg on your face: I was so nervous to speak with the boy i like that i said a lot of silly things...Tomorrow i’ll see him again at school, and i have egg on my face..!

by *Nero Cristallo* January 24, 2018