The opposite of Casual Sex
"The existence of Casual Sex implies the existence of Ranked Competitive Sex"
"Casual sex is for losers. I only partake in Ranked Competitive Sex."
"Casual sex is for losers. I only partake in Ranked Competitive Sex."
by Cousin Throckmorton December 10, 2023
Get the Ranked Competitive Sex mug.A term for people (often women without better) options, performing sexual services from relationships built on a financial relationship like a sugar daddy to particular acts to advertisements.
Nice Guy: Hey is that trans girl a sex worker?
The Dude: Nah, they just hired her to get your attention. Sex sells, man.
The Dude: Nah, they just hired her to get your attention. Sex sells, man.
by DickyWiki December 11, 2023
Get the sex work mug."Lets have sex baby"
"Alright babe! Just a few rules..."
"What?"
"Add the bed; subtract the close, and divide the legs ;)"
"Ahhhh.... ;) - I just hope we don't multiply 💀"
"Alright babe! Just a few rules..."
"What?"
"Add the bed; subtract the close, and divide the legs ;)"
"Ahhhh.... ;) - I just hope we don't multiply 💀"
by i.like.cats December 11, 2023
Get the Sex mug.How Tumblr users refer to sexual intimacy occurring between two fictional men over the age of 45. Similar to ‘old man yaoi’ but typically refers to white men.
“Everyone’s writing fanfiction about House and Wilson having old man sex.”
“Isn’t Wilson only like, 40?”
“Isn’t Wilson only like, 40?”
by grimm23 December 13, 2023
Get the Old man sex mug.Its like sex 2, but there is less nostalgia, less cool features and player base, but its got cool lighting and textures tho
People also refer to this as fucking women not dudes
People also refer to this as fucking women not dudes
by Bigoilyman9 December 14, 2023
Get the Sex remastered mug.by Lenny4040 December 14, 2023
Get the Ranch Sex mug.The most basic and shittest form of memes that people would usually post on sites like reddit, tumblr, or porn websites that would usually end up unfunny 90 percent of the time. Typically by horny people who wished to be laid trying their very hard take at being funny by using sex topics to fill their desires, sometimes with incest, hentai, or groomer bait slapped on it.
Some would usually contain gifs from existing pornography movies, the other genre "fucked up porn memes" where it mainly just contains language meant to be offensive to the reader or just outright cuckoldry or misogyny slapped on it.
Usually the "sex memes" would probably contain this type of text formula:
Me when I go to (Insert place) and fuck (Insert some close partner/relative/friend) while she/he was (Insert everyday thing) and then (Insert sex act).
Some would usually contain gifs from existing pornography movies, the other genre "fucked up porn memes" where it mainly just contains language meant to be offensive to the reader or just outright cuckoldry or misogyny slapped on it.
Usually the "sex memes" would probably contain this type of text formula:
Me when I go to (Insert place) and fuck (Insert some close partner/relative/friend) while she/he was (Insert everyday thing) and then (Insert sex act).
Example for average sex memes:
"Me when I go to Walmart and sex my girlfriend while she was scrolling around and then ask to go to dress rooms and said yes and then cum over and look at me:"
*NICECOCK.PNG*
Or neither just an overused Yomamma joke took a step further
"Me when I go to Walmart and sex my girlfriend while she was scrolling around and then ask to go to dress rooms and said yes and then cum over and look at me:"
*NICECOCK.PNG*
Or neither just an overused Yomamma joke took a step further
by Kilroy wasn't here December 18, 2023
Get the Sex memes mug.