snake man

When a girl chokes on a super sized dick and she feels it in her stomach, commonly used in exaggeration saying it came out like a snake.

Tony said he did a snake man on keke last night

Nah fam nigga got a micro dick he a lie

by ENVYTHEsilence August 29, 2016

Malden Man

A very handsome, well educated, erudite man. Usually of Middle Eastern and/ or Mediterranean descent. The Malden Man is very cosmopolitan, well read, articulate, smokes, speaks at least three languages fluently and will either have a Ph.D. from MIT or an MBA from Northeastern University. He is often married and faithful to his wife despite being a wicked flirt. If he is single take a ticket and queue up girls he will have more groupies than Mick Jagger ca. 1968 and Brad Pitt combined.

Wael is the epitome of the Malden Man - - I'd think twice before asking him out . . . again.

by Eletra Ariadne November 22, 2010

tom-man

A female that was a tomboy as a little girl and is now a grown-ass woman hence Tom-man butch

she was such a tomboy growing up, i'd knew she'd turn out to be a tom-man

by TopDyke August 12, 2007

little man's syndrome

little man's syndrome is when a small man drinks till he feels like he is 6'4 250. they most often have firends that cant stand to drink with them. they will tell storys of fights they were in to make them sound like a bad ass.

Working at a bar bouncing, little man's syndrome in the parking lot with a Smirnoff ice. went out two of the female staff were telling him to give them his drink. took his drink from him and he started yelling at me and told me he was a cage fighter and if i wanted a round house. then he trys to fight two women and a few guys. i tell him to fucking leave and a woman he was with pulled him back to his ride. if you cant with stand a woman pulling you, you realy think you could kick a man ass. ha

by CL bad ass January 8, 2012

healthy man crush

One male's platonic liking of another male in a totally heterosexual way.

Not because of sexual attraction but because of respect for the other male's poise, attitude, style, or all around being.

Every guy at school has a healthy man crush on Patrick, yeah, he's just that rad.

by Action Steve June 11, 2006

one can man

one can man: somebody that can only handle one can of beer before they are pissed. E.G. Matthew Vause.

one can man

*turns around to hand Matt his second beer*

*looks down to see him on the floor, completely out*

by Mikeyboy909 July 15, 2009

Creeper, Aww Man

So we back in the mine, got our pick axe swinging side to side
This task a gruelling one, hope to find some diamonds tonight night night diamonds to-night
Then it's heads up, hear a sound you freeze up, turn around and look up, total shock fills your body,
Is this the end?
Can't believe it's you again
I could never forget those eyes
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal your stuff again, again, again
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again, again, again
And run, run, run until it's done, done, then you run, run, run until the sun
Sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal your stuff again, again, again
Just when you think you're safe, hear some hissing from right behind, escape denied
That's a nice life you have, shame it's gotta end at this time, now you're mine
Then he blows up, and your health bar it drops, you could use a 1-up, get inside don't be tardy,
Now you're stuck in there, all alone in despair, half a heart is left now but don't die
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal your stuff again, again, again
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again, again, again
And run, run, run until it's done, done, then you run, run, run until the sun
Sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal your stuff again, again, again

so my friend yelled out Creeper, Aww Man then I said the next verse and then started singing the rest of the song

by Yoshivann August 12, 2019