Me: Hey, I heard of lolis, want some?
David: I’m open to that, oh yeah, that’s hot
Masturbates loud
David: OH THIS IS GOOD I’M ALMOST THERE
Ejaculates
David: I exploded all over the screen
Message
Me: I can’t believe you touched yourself while looking at some lolis
David: I need more
Lolicons: Don’t we all want more lolis and sex
Anyone: We might have some Chronic Lolicon Syndrome
There is a vaccine called Lolifix, it fixes you in 5 seconds
David: I’m open to that, oh yeah, that’s hot
Masturbates loud
David: OH THIS IS GOOD I’M ALMOST THERE
Ejaculates
David: I exploded all over the screen
Message
Me: I can’t believe you touched yourself while looking at some lolis
David: I need more
Lolicons: Don’t we all want more lolis and sex
Anyone: We might have some Chronic Lolicon Syndrome
There is a vaccine called Lolifix, it fixes you in 5 seconds
by Cultistmania June 10, 2023
Get the Chronic Lolicon Syndromemug. A disorder characterized by spending extended periods of time in a dwelling while chomping on enormous quantities of food.
I wonder if da Coneheads had Munchousen syndrome, since they were always inviting others to join then for a "group-pig-out"?
by QuacksO March 16, 2019
Get the Munchousen syndromemug. The issue plaguing Tony Hawk, in which everyone knows who he is and what he has done, but nobody recognises his face.
by Dadsday107 April 28, 2024
Get the Tony Hawk Syndromemug. The phenomena where fighters in the main event for a LIVE event on Netflix don’t go 100% because they are making so much money either way that they simply do not care if they win or lose anymore. They’re toned down. It’s not as intense as it should be. They don’t want to get hurt. They just want their fatty paycheck from Netflix.
1: “Why didn’t Jake Paul just kill Mike Tyson then?”
2: “Netflix main event syndrome got to him. He didn’t care enough after all the money he was guaranteed to get either way from this fight.”
1: “Come on! Hit each other! What are you doing?”
2: “You expected a good fight? Netflix main event syndrome takes all that away! They just want their Netflix money.”
2: “Netflix main event syndrome got to him. He didn’t care enough after all the money he was guaranteed to get either way from this fight.”
1: “Come on! Hit each other! What are you doing?”
2: “You expected a good fight? Netflix main event syndrome takes all that away! They just want their Netflix money.”
by vinnay420 July 12, 2025
Get the Netflix main event syndromemug. noun a psychological tendency in which an individual is unable to emotionally detach from a former romantic partner, often characterized by persistent rumination about the past relationship and repeated attempts to rekindle it.
My boi Jerald seems to be struggling with Jerald Syndrome lately, but to be honest I think he just wanna fuck.
by BIGASSCC September 28, 2025
Get the Jerald Syndromemug. No a real thing. Are you seriously trying to make up a new mental illness to hide the thing I'm talking about.
Hym "My co-worker came into the kitchen last night to repeat MY EXACT CRITICISM of how people were treating the retard. On camera. It's happened several times ON CAMERA. It isn't 'Havana syndrome.' There's no magic space weapon. The thing that is happening to me. Was happening to multiple people. I put words to it. And now you're dealing with the fall out. If they try to push the Havana syndrome narrative again, start killing children immediately."
by Hym Iam April 3, 2024
Get the Havana Syndromemug. When a female has taken so many penises that if they were sticking out of her she would look like a Porcupine
by nickgr7 September 29, 2017
Get the Porcupine Syndromemug.