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Soggy Cocks

"Soggy cocks" is an adjective that is mainly used to describe a particularly lame experience.
Friend: Hey man, how was Eric's party last night
You: Dude it was low-key soggy cocks. We just sat around and played dungeons and dragons listening to video game soundtracks the whole time.
Friend: Ay bro, don't say I didn't warn ya.
by ScissorsTheMan February 27, 2023
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coo-coo-cock

When you alarm like a clock but its not your alarm its the boner you have in the morning that wakes you up
this morning 2 minutes before my alarm, I had a coo-coo-cock
by pookieposts March 1, 2023
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Cocking

When a large breasted man sticks his fully erect, diseased penis into a trumpet
Did you see.Lane cocking that trumpet?
by anonymous March 1, 2023
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cock

something big and fat that can go anywhere! it’s like a savior tbh can do anything go anywhere with a hole. beware of the beer cans tho, too thick and too stubby. BE CAREFUL OF THE QUIET KIDS them boy will surprise you istg 😼
shalissa: “you’ve seen jason’s dick?”
marin: “hell yeah i saw his cock”
shalissa: “only thing i’ve seen is my boobs 😔”
by peepeecaca March 2, 2023
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Mr X Cock Size

Damn Mr X Has A Big Ass 19 Inch Cock
by Mr X X X March 3, 2023
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Cock

I shoved my cock in my hommies ass
by Sexmansex March 5, 2023
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Sugar Plum Cock

So, a Sugar Plum Cock (SPC) is a cock, around the holiday season, that engages in anal intercourse and, when disengaging (withdrawing) pulls out a “plum.” The “plum” is actually a turd.
Oh! On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, one Sugar Plum Cock.
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
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