by Lee/Ferg April 26, 2009

1.an exclimation implying that you don't believe something you have been told. leterally meaning if what was said turned out to be in fact, true you would give your ass as payment.
2. an expression of frustration
2. an expression of frustration
1. Thomas "Yeah my ass Karen didn't have sex with him"
2. Brandon "You finish mowing the lawn?"
Jerry "Yeah my ass I did"
2. Brandon "You finish mowing the lawn?"
Jerry "Yeah my ass I did"
by mysteryman16 May 27, 2006

Ass hat means idiot and is of course an offensive word. A word that is pronounced like the word asset.
by fetto April 24, 2006

by Hank August 23, 2003

When your on top of a girl doing a 69 you put your asshole on her forehead and give her a shit stained cross.
by Sick Rick January 14, 2004

by Pollonium January 19, 2014
