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Cock Barometer

A woman's intuition regarding the size of a man's penis.
"As soon as I met him, my Cock Barometer went off, so I said OK when he asked me out."
by NateTube8 November 17, 2011
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Cock Attach

The process through which one hooks a guy up with a girl. This is most often a path of retribution after severe and unnecessary Cock Blocking.
John: "Dude that was a total cock block. Your such an asshole."

Joe: "My bad bro, ill cock attach you later."
by Caesar1911 October 1, 2011
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Cock Bloxers

A pair of boxers that does not allow for easy access to the cock.
"Josh was totally wearing his cock bloxers when I went to give him head last night. It was kind of awkward."
by Juniper9516 October 7, 2011
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Cock and balls

Something that’s very yummy
“I’m gonna eat some cock and balls and cream on them”
by Fatcockandballspseudym January 13, 2023
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cock

yo he has a cock
by SHIEIEI January 14, 2023
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Rug Burn Cock

When a Males junk is given a rash from a rug
Gavin got Rug Burn Cock after he fell.
by batman dirty sends January 18, 2023
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Horse cock

Something that your fiancé would tell about her ex FWB while she’s intoxicated to piss you off
Denise: hey did I ever tell you my ex friend Mehdi has a big horse cock
Tommy: Why do I need to know that?

Denise: Because he ate my pussy standing up in the 69 position and I couldn’t fit his super big horse cock in my mouth.
by Tommydesigns January 19, 2023
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