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Shmot Dog

A hotdog but instead of a bun it is a half toasted piece of light bread
by IButterMyNutter August 28, 2020
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Dog

1. A friend, a homie, someone you have strong ties to.

2. A man who pursues a lot of short standing relationships and is unable to function in a healthy long term relationship because of his lust for other women.

3. A tough minded person who doesn't let adversity take him down and keeps going forward. Someone who puts in the work and doesn't have a snobby attitude towards honest hard work. It's a term used in team sports for the guy who does all the unpraised hard work like defending the other teams best player, saving plays diving on the floor, etc.
1. That's my dog right there!

2. I would never let my friend Matt date my sister. I love him but he's an absolute dog.

3. His stats might not show it but having that guy on your team makes a night and day difference in being able to compete for a title. He's an absolute dog.
by Chesstical February 4, 2022
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big dog syndrome

when someone has lived for so long in a small town that they form a sense of entitlement to themselves and act as if there isn’t a relevant world outside of their town. Someone with small-town syndrome usually is majorly concerned with gossip and events only happening with people in their town and let their life revolve around such meaningless rumour
Ryan really has big dog syndrome. Despite being 30 and graduating 12 years ago, he kept wearing his letterman's jacket and talking about the good old days of Smallville football.
by mikehoncho89 June 1, 2022
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dog shave

Dog shave is the realest dog you will meet on the market from dropping shots in the Columbia to going a front flip on a 50 footer
by Dogs have September 28, 2022
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Jack is a dog

This is often a truthful statement whether talking about a canine or sapiens specimen. Jack makes a great name for man's best friend, and likewise most men named jack develop deep and irreparable trauma regarding their name being for a dog.

Male Sapien Jacks typically can be found surfing on various furry subreddits, buying leashes and collars for their owners to use on them, and in their crate when their owners decide its time for bed
Female: Hey, so is Jack a furry?

Guy: No, not really. Jack is a dog.
by The Gronchler August 26, 2025
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Dog Water

What annoying little shits say when you mess up at something

Also a sign you should put your son up for adoption immediately if he says it
10 year old child on mic: let’s go! You’re dog water, you trash can!

You: …
by Twyst66 January 16, 2022
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Dog

A animal that humans trust, they lick you to death, they are "cute" and "sweet" but in reality they are crazy little creatures who are racist against cats for no reason at all. They require human-made "dog food" and get sent to a "vet" when sick.
a vet is a dog hospital where you can't see what the humans are doing to it.
Doglover101: I just tamed a stray dog
Madison: It probably has unknown diseases, Get them to your local vet which is called "Dr. Rizz Vet Dog Care"
by ThatsIt646 May 20, 2025
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