COCK

a penis

wow nice cock babe
yes fuck it noW!!

by painiscupcake3 February 6, 2019

Metal cock

A metal cock that is metal

bro that do has a metal cock

by narutobro December 8, 2021

Cock of the year

Hardest bloke of that year

Don’t mess with him he’s “cock of the year”.

by onebombtom March 18, 2024

Cockness Monster

A large serpent bearing resemblance to a penis, often depicted swimming. Commonly drawn in school related materials by more "creative" male classmates. First recorded sighting in a homework planner in 2013.

Student 1: "What the hell is that in my book? Does it have a scrotum for a tail?"
Student 2: "It's just a drawing of the Cockness Monster."

by Dr. River Song January 16, 2015

hammer cock

When your cock is limp and even a hammer couldn't get you hard.

Four blows from Granny's rusty, cast-iron mallet could not awaken Bapa's hammer cock from its deep, alcoholic slumber in the dusty chambers of his cordoroy pants.

by Steve Awesome January 2, 2017

Bobby cock

Piece of dip shit who can't seem to grow out of his tiny wiener. He is the size of a munchkin from the wizard of oz and has no friends, except his fake hoes on his crusty dusty musty xbox

"Look, there goes Bobby cock!"

by ChronicYouthbitch97 December 24, 2022

Cock and Ball Torture

When you receiving some good head🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤☕️🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 but she then bites yo balls or yo dih😨😈😨😈😨😈😨😈😨

Head receiver: Oh yea keep sucking.... HARDER💦💦💦💦💦, HARDER!!!!👄💦🍆 NOT THAT HARD😈🦷💦🍆😨 STOPPPP
Head giver: *Bites*🦷💦🩹🍆
Head receiver: STOPPPPPPPPPPP🦷💦🩹🍆
Head giver: *Bites harder* Nah you gonna get this cock and Ball torture because you cheated on me *continues biting*
Head receiver😭: PLEASE STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPP AUHGHHHHHHHEGHHHHHHHHHHHH, IT HURTS SO BAD MOMMY🦷💦🟣

by LeGooner July 21, 2025