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sex

something you dont have
you: i have a lot of sex
everyone: thats bs mate
by aussiecuntsismenamemate January 4, 2022
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sex

When a man and a woman are naked and the man puts his pee-pee in the woman's pussy.
Hot girl: H-h-hi *blushes* um, c-can we have sex, I-I l-love you and want to have fun in the b-bed with you
Me: Uh, sure, you're looking hot
Hot girl: O-ok, *uwu*
by scp049 August 5, 2022
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sex explained

1) A man or a girl at school will get attracted to one another, because the man's penis is so large and the girl can see it, and go to one of their houses.
2) The girl will lead the man to her bedroom, and she'll strip down to nothing, revealing her vagina, and boobs.
3) The guy may squeeze the girl's boobs for a bit, or just enjoy looking at her vagina.
4) The girl will get the man to take off his clothes, revealing the penis. After that, the girl will go down to her hands and knees.
5) The girl opens her mouth, and closes her lips on the penis, while the man cums in her mouth.
6) Once the girl is finished swallowing cum, the man grabs the girl by the ass, and throws her onto the bed.
7) The man will take his penis and shove it into the vagina, and the girl will screech a little bit. The man starts moving it around the vagina, continuing to cum.
8) While the man is doing that, the girl will continue to scream, and start encouraging the man to go harder, or faster, agreeing that this is the right thing.

They may stay up for a while at night doing this.
I was at school with one of the hottest girls, in the school, Alexis, and when the bell rang, I knew I had to do something. When I went out the door with her, I pointed down, and she whispered to me, "nice dick." She drove me to her house. When we got there, she led me to her room, and she started taking off her shirt, revealing her massive boobs, then took off her pants revealing her clean, shaved vagina that I was waiting a while to see. She started to come back over to me, and she took off everything I was wearing so that we were both completely naked. I stood there. I looked down, to (what I knew) was her on her hands and knees, walking like an animal towards my penis. She put her head right in front of my dick, and opened her mouth, then continued forward until she had the perfect amount of my cock inside her mouth. She closed her mouth, and I cummed. I gave her as much cum as I could give her in the short minute that I had my penis inside her mouth. She reeled back when she was satisfied. I grabbed her by her vagina and boobs, and thrusting her onto the bed. I stood on my knees, with my penis ready, and when I was ready, I came forward and landed my cock inside her vagina. When she squealed, I leaned forward, laying on her completely. I started kissing her a lot while moving my penis up and down inside her vagina. I told her, "enjoy my sperm. your baby is complete." With that, I cummed again. I don't know why girls like cum so much, I said in my mind. sex explained.
by ur-mom's-vagina-is-not-shaved January 13, 2021
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Cracker Sex

Did you see the news last night? Another cracker teacher got caught having cracker sex with their students and the family pet.
by Mehsda June 16, 2024
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Sex mustache

Braiding your partner's pubic hair before giving them head.
Her pubic forest kept tickling my nose hairs because she didn't weedeat so I gave her a sex mustache.
by Phil Mahooterz April 21, 2016
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Emo sex

When you both sad don't know what to do with yourself so he sticks it in your mouth as a team choke and cry .
We had emo sex
by Thispagewasmadeforme September 10, 2020
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McFly sex

Mia: Frank, did you get McFly sex?
Frank: No
Mia: *Suspicious look*
by Buttlover68 February 6, 2024
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