A very cute and creative man with curly hair snd hazel eyes. Always makes your day happier when he calls or texts you and you literally explode when he calls you “love”. You want to marry this man. Npbut ag the same time hes a fatass who eats hella and gains no weight and will not hesitate to take you into the bathroom when he needs to take a giant spookie dookie.
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Get the Zach mug.Went to the bar the other night with Jason and the tab came to $110. Jason sent me an apple pay request for $60. Totally zached me. What a douche.
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Get the Zach mug.Zach is someone who will make you fall in love with them for 11 months and tell you he loves you many times, then decide that he is no longer happy being with you anymore, and is sick of the “arguments” and says you’re apparently too emotional despite knowing you suffer from a mental illness. And then after he is “no longer happy with you” he will continue to string you along for 2 months, kissing you and being with you, but everytime you say you still love him, he will say “sorry, this doesn’t mean anything. i don’t want a relationship”. And he will continue to repeat this cycle of cuddling and kissing you constantly but never admitting he still loves you. and when you get upset he says “he never made you go back to him” fully knowing that you are still in love with him and are incredibly attached to him and cannot comprehend him not being in your life. So you constantly go back so that for even a short while, you can once again feel loved by your first love and the one person who ever made you feel safe and who made you fully comfortable around him.
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