work bug

When you call in sick, but you are not really sick. You are just sick of work!!! It's when you need a day off (badly) to recover, and get yourself ready for the daily grind (again).

Hello Boss? I'm sick. Do I have the Flu bug? No..... I've got the work bug. I've got it really bad- full on hives and sh*t. I'll be back tomorrow.

by drizzle my nizzle January 25, 2010

zooming work

also know as zmw123 zooming work is A online developing social network company. That started off in 200. zooming work is still developing as we speak they own online a social sites, fishycp,online telvitation that shows top 40 music and coming soon a stationery site and much more to come.

zooming work know as zmw123 in 200 a online soicle network like facebook but smaller in some ways and bigger.

by zmw123 June 27, 2013

Work Fishing

The act of going on an expensive fishing expedition under the guise of entertaining clients, and charging it to the company. Work fishing must be accompanied with hand gesture quotation marks. " "
Work fishing can be interchangeable with “work golfing” “work Texans season ticketing” “work rodeo suiting” and “work strip clubbing”.

Dude, my freezer is full of tuna I caught while I was “work fishing” with clients. Wait till the company gets the receipt for that!

by Dean&Rog July 29, 2011

working the count

To put in effort with a girl with the hopes of getting something sexual in return.

Buddy: Hey marsh how’s it going with that girl ?

Marsh: Not too bad still don’t know where we stand exactly.

Buddy: Don’t worry! Just keep working the count and you’ll be hitting that in no time!

by Quanpabs May 15, 2019

Sleep-Working

Sleep-Working happens when you haven't had your morning cup of coffee before work, which usually results in ultimate failure and/or workers compensation.

Ann: "Did you hear Neek fell off the 3-step ladder pulling an 80 pound gear from the 2nd shelf?

Jim: "That poor bastard was Sleep-Working again."

by Sleepworker April 30, 2013

work the turk

A light hearted way to say masturbation - Can be used to infer someone is masturbating when they leave for an unexplained absence.

I didn't pickup at the bar so I had to work the turk instead. Person 1: Where did he go?
Person 2: Probably working the turk.

by canuck9000 November 3, 2012

remote work

Remote work is work that is usually performed from the employee's residence, using information and communication technologies, such as computer, Internet and more, as opposed to performing the work in the employer's structure. Remote work can be performed in full or in part (part of the week) and continuously or non-continuously (division of the working day between home and office). The technological breakthrough brought with them by the means of computing enabled a widespread revolution in the world of work. Managerial perceptions and organizational theories that have evolved over decades, according to which work is performed from one central work site to which employees come daily, have changed.

remote work: Remote work is work that is usually performed from the employee's residence, using information and communication technologies, such as computer, Internet and more, as opposed to performing the work in the employer's structure. Remote work can be performed in full or in part (part of the week) and continuously or non-continuously (division of the working day between home and office). The technological breakthrough brought with them by the means of computing enabled a widespread revolution in the world of work. Managerial perceptions and organizational theories that have evolved over decades, according to which work is performed from one central work site to which employees come daily, have changed.

by remote worker December 20, 2020