Urban crush

An Urban crush is pre-teens writing long love notes on Urban Dictionary to people their hormones are telling them to screw. Their long rambling "definitions" add nothing to the greater lexicon, and clutter up the project. An urban crush post always describes "the most beautiful girl" or "the smartest boy". See Ian or Jessica.

Me: Seriously why are all these stupid bullshit love letters on Urban Dictionary? I don't know who Liam is, I don't give a fuck, and I certainly don't care if you're able to fuck your Urban crush or not. Fuck off.

by Klanservative Christian June 11, 2018

Urban Sex

sex in the city

i walk into the city and WHATTTTTTTT
theres Urban Sex

by TheRealDictionaryPro June 4, 2018

Urban Dictionary

A dictionary where teachers go up and search for slang and end up searching for something about sex.

Teacher: What does "herbal essence" mean, Brian?
Brian: I don't know, go and search Urban Dictionary.
Teacher: "goes and searches Urban Dictionary"
Teacher. Oh.

by tedious is sexier thanyouthink June 23, 2021

Urban freak

A person who only will publish something on Urban Dictionary only if it includes sex, swear words, or drugs.

I made many perfectly good definitions for Urban Dictionary but those Urban Freaks just don't publish them.

by mirmirladybug November 5, 2012

urban rappel

(verb) To rappel from a building, monument, or any other anthropogenic urban structure. Some people do this professionally, cleaning parts that can't be reached any other way and doing other stuff of the sort, while others just freak out.

-So basically you're saying he mountaineers for a job?
-Nah, man, he URBAN RAPPELS.

by hiromu October 27, 2008

URBAN SQFT

Urban Square Feet.
A Measurement of Area in a Town or City. A Square Feet Area in a Town or City.

URBAN SQFT is a Bangalore based Real Estate Company. Land Development, Construction and Commercial Real Estate. Best Real Estate Company in Bangalore.

by urbansqft August 24, 2019

urban dictionary

A website intended to become a place where people could write the definition of slang terms. The community made it.. well, a dictionary telling you the definitions of sexual phrases and words.

P1: Have you checked out the Urban Dictionary?
P2: Yeah, but all I see is just horny definitions of words used by horny people.

by A Dumb Mouse August 7, 2016