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Twat Hippopotamus

An abnormally overused pussy . So loose that dicks get lost in that jungle .
Brian: That bitch was so loose that I got no pleasure . It felt like I was sticking my dick in some nasty jello .
Jason: Ew , you caught yourself a twat hippopotamus O.o
by SuckThePussy October 31, 2011
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Twat Leak

1. The post coital leaking of remnant semen from the twat. No matter how good the clean up is, there’s still a period of twat leak at some point. A condition that has plagued females for centuries.

2. An insult to anyone being and acting like a total twat.
I had morning sex today. Even though I thought I got all his nut out, I started to twat leak during my lunch break.

Stop crying about your pathetic life and do something about it you twat leak.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
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twat mop

n. An apron of flesh composed of the hanging, distended labia of an obese woman. Typically, a twat mop will extend to the floor, hence the name.

May also be applied to one who possesses a twat mop.
R: Check out those two twat mops... they can hardly bowl with those things between their legs. I think they just waxed the bowling lanes.
D: That is revolting.
by Dr. Gunch May 26, 2010
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prosti-twat

A young girl, simular to a prosti-tot but even more whorish.

A girl who is sleeping with a person for money, just not fully professional yet.
Whats Grandpa Jim doing with that prosti-twat from my class.
by J-DUB1890 May 15, 2010
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Dick Twat

by Flickerflacker January 11, 2018
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Twat Bunny

(n.)

Usually refers to someone who is a fag, acts like a stuck up jerk, or someone you just want to rid the planet of, but is not evenly manly enough to earn a better insult.
Some one who steals a girlfriend may be referred to as a twat bunny.
Examples commonly found in high schools and colleges around the world. chzcrl
by Fa-Rhino April 10, 2009
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Twat Slop

Any fluid that comes out of a womens vagina. Piss, bluod, cum ect.
Gross you got twat slop on my face.
by Sheena Perez December 17, 2008
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