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twat mop

n. An apron of flesh composed of the hanging, distended labia of an obese woman. Typically, a twat mop will extend to the floor, hence the name.

May also be applied to one who possesses a twat mop.
R: Check out those two twat mops... they can hardly bowl with those things between their legs. I think they just waxed the bowling lanes.
D: That is revolting.
by Dr. Gunch May 26, 2010
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twat herd

(n.) girls that start gossip about another girl losin they virginity
That twat herd over there was startin mad drama when she saw that girl on her knees! The bitch couldn't even walk straight!
by Kunta Kinte Jones March 30, 2007
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Twat Bunny

(n.)

Usually refers to someone who is a fag, acts like a stuck up jerk, or someone you just want to rid the planet of, but is not evenly manly enough to earn a better insult.
Some one who steals a girlfriend may be referred to as a twat bunny.
Examples commonly found in high schools and colleges around the world. chzcrl
by Fa-Rhino April 10, 2009
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Twat Slop

Any fluid that comes out of a womens vagina. Piss, bluod, cum ect.
Gross you got twat slop on my face.
by Sheena Perez December 17, 2008
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Dumpster Twat

A chick who will never, ever say no to the sexual advances of any guy, even the most disgusting loser. She is typically ugly, overweight, poorly dressed, and an insecure lush who has been with hundreds of sexual partners. She can be found drunk in college bars like the Beacon Hill Pub in Boston and will hook up with the first schlep that tries to take her home.
Hey look, there's Sally-Ann Hagarty sitting at the bar talking to that vile-smelling homeless guy. She's such a dumpster twat.
by Ballz Dee December 20, 2008
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Twat Leak

1. The post coital leaking of remnant semen from the twat. No matter how good the clean up is, there’s still a period of twat leak at some point. A condition that has plagued females for centuries.

2. An insult to anyone being and acting like a total twat.
I had morning sex today. Even though I thought I got all his nut out, I started to twat leak during my lunch break.

Stop crying about your pathetic life and do something about it you twat leak.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
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Traitor Twat

Any politician who defends and/or works with a hostile foreign power to achieve a goal that is illegal in- and/or aims to do damage to - their own nation.
I believe Robert Mueller's investigation into Donald Trump's ties to Russia during the 2016 Presidential election will prove that the President is a traitor twat, although Repugnicunts and cuntservatives will continue to defend him.
by GayEricFL1982 May 15, 2018
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