twat waffle

someone who is so amazingly annoying that we had to make up a new word to desrcibe them

dan cohen is the biggest fucking twat waffle ive ever seen, so i bitch slapped that ho

by dragonslayer1111 January 16, 2003

Twankie Deuces

A slang term usually used to refer to 22-inch wheels. Twankie Deuces are considered highly valuable, and often are fought over for their chrome, flashy ambiance and appeal.

Damn, Nigga! Dose Twankie Deuces be poppin' in da sun like pussy in ma bedroom!

by Turkey Slapper June 27, 2007

Twat-thatch

the hair over a womans vigina

dude, that girl a major twat-thatch!

by Shagthatch99 October 18, 2005

twattle

1. The act of a twat being masturbated
2. When a woman's vagina hangs down too low (similar to that of a waddle on a neck)

1. "I was so horny last night that I couldn't help myself! I had to twattle myself at work!"
2. "Did you see the photo of that girl on the Internet with the twattle? Her pussy lips hung down a good 6" from her body!"

by brentionary March 17, 2009

twatasaurus rex

1. A female sexual predator.
A female exhibiting vile, offensive and inappropriate sexual behavior.

"That twatasaurus rex tried to take my boyfriend home while I was in the bathroom".

by Maura Greene November 6, 2006

Twataholic

Someone who is addicted to pigging out on twats...much like sex crazed lesbians or dykes.

Alex enjoys munching a twat so much shes a full twataholic

by Hobgoblin October 26, 2005

Twazzler

Polite way of calling someone a twat, used where situations prevent the use of a profanity.

Hey Andy, that Maurice is such a twazzler!

by Marek Pattle December 28, 2008