by Honkcd June 21, 2015
You do a Logan Paul but fuck the tree and the dead body. It also means to snap a very long branch off a tree and shove it up your rectum.
Guy- hey wanna go tree thrusting?
Friend- hell ye I love branches up my ass!
Guy-we can also fuck the dead body!
Friend- who’s dead body?
Guy- yours!
Friend- hell ye I love branches up my ass!
Guy-we can also fuck the dead body!
Friend- who’s dead body?
Guy- yours!
by Niggaslutlmao69 April 08, 2019
a squeeze tree comes in many colors and flavors, a squeeze tree has no real definition, it is just simply a squeeze tree
by squeeze tree October 29, 2019
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by Switchin Laynez September 04, 2018
A bird feeder that mad people put outside their window to look ugly.
No lip around the trays so food will blow off and attract rats.
Made by someone that can't controll their bowels.
No lip around the trays so food will blow off and attract rats.
Made by someone that can't controll their bowels.
Hey Andy, do you think I should buy this Window-tree so I can watch birds eat?
No way Lisa! Just go to the garden centre and buy a metal one that won't rot, and it will have proper trays that won't let the food blow away.
Is this Window-tree bird feeder safe?
No! The maker probably didn't wash their hands after the last time they shat themselves! Plus it doesn't meet any EU or Britsh safety specifications.
If I buy this Window-tree am I helping the economy?
No! The person isn't paying any income tax or VAT, it's highly illegal.
Will this Window-tree last long?
No, it's wooden, it will rot.
No way Lisa! Just go to the garden centre and buy a metal one that won't rot, and it will have proper trays that won't let the food blow away.
Is this Window-tree bird feeder safe?
No! The maker probably didn't wash their hands after the last time they shat themselves! Plus it doesn't meet any EU or Britsh safety specifications.
If I buy this Window-tree am I helping the economy?
No! The person isn't paying any income tax or VAT, it's highly illegal.
Will this Window-tree last long?
No, it's wooden, it will rot.
by L.s.v.Kennan March 10, 2012
by NyanPonRona March 07, 2016