PUT THAT SHIT IN THE TOASTER 

1 )making a comeback to a joke that goes to far. 2 )dissing some one who just made a smart remark. 3 )making a big deal out of a simple joke. 4 )starting a fight.

person 1: what is up with them lame ass clothes?
person 2: you need to take that shit off!
person 3: that's exactly what yo mama said last night
person 4: DAMN, HE PUT THAT SHIT IN THE TOASTER!!!!

PUT THAT SHIT IN THE TOASTER by OhShizleIzleGar May 10, 2011

TASTY 

a person who thinks they are too good for anything. you know when something is good you will normally say it is "tasty". so if someone is acting "tasty" they are trying to act too good for you.

that mothafucka actin real tasty today, but watch how i flip the script and shit on him/her.

TASTY by POOHDAH January 20, 2005

tastycake 

term of endearment for sexual partner/lover

My tastycake is "all the good things wrapped up in one"!

tastycake by Marilou March 23, 2007

Toaster Strudle 

A food that is way better then Pop tarts. It has filling inside and a slighty crunchy flaky crust outside. With icing that YOU apply on top!!! :)

That toaster strudle was sure delicious and BETTER then a pop tart!

Toaster Strudle by TheLittle September 3, 2010

toast 

To spread butter on a piece of bread.

Before the first toaster was invented Irma Toastoffski of Salem Mass. accidentally dropped some shaken cream (or butter) onto a loaf of freshly baked bread. After much debate as to whether the concoction was poisonous or not, she tried a slice of the bread and discovered that not only was it not poison, but was in fact, delicious!
Irma distributed the wonderful new pastry to her neighbors, but the superstitious Puritans accused her of witchcraft. Irma was slathered in butter and burned alive with her bread while the villagers chanted "Toast witch, toast!!"
Still, buttered bread became a huge underground success in the colonies and soon spread across the world. The rest is history.

"Toast witch, toast!"

Father Jammison bit into his secret slice of buttered bread with sinful gusto and proclaimed, "God save my wretched soul, but this is the best damn toast I've ever eaten!"

toast by DeepDarkHana March 9, 2011

Hit The Toast

A game in which a group of males stand around a piece of toast masturbating, aiming their load at the toast. The first one to orgasm must wait till the others have finished and then must eat it.

"After Sheridan came first in that last game of Hit The Toast, he almost threw up trying to eat the slimy slice of bread."

Hit The Toast by DTT Guitarist August 18, 2009

toaster waffle 

Those really neat things that you can buy almost anywhere in a box, that you bring home, put in the freezer, then take out in the morning and put one in the toaster and then let it toast. If you are a good toaster waffle maker, then your toaster waffle will not turn out squishy, like mine do. They come in many flavors, such as the plain type, chocolate chip, and...others that I can't think of. They are waffles, only smaller and not as good as the ones you could make with a waffle iron thing, but still good.

Person A: *takes toaster waffle out of package, puts in toaster*
Person LMNOP: Hey, toaster waffle!

toaster waffle by tashers May 6, 2006