Number three

As we know all know, this is definitively defined as a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree

I gotta go I gotta take a number three, That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree

by Dutchie83 September 27, 2022

Rule of three call

Calling a celebrity to die after two other stars have passed in order to take the curse off of yourself.

Tracy: Do you have any urge to investigate corruption in Russia?

Betty: Is this a rule of three call!?

by montypark October 30, 2009

counting to three

Something valve isn't capable of.

person 1: I sure hope half life 3 is going to be released soon.
person 2: false hope. valve isnt capable of counting to three.

by Euromax200 April 6, 2021

Three Finger

The use of your index finger, middle finger, and pinky finger, (hints the name "tree finger") to give a finger job to a female. By sticking these three fingers inside her, you are able to stretch her vagina slightly, and keep pressure on her G-spot. Moving is slow circles gets her wet (if done correctly). It is often followed by oral sex and occasionally leads to an orgasm.

We were in the car on valentines day up at the make-out spot. We were kissing romanticaly. We are so in love. She is kissing me hard, i put my hand on her knee, then her thigh, then just up her skirt, further and further up until i feel the tiny corner of her underwear. I pull them gently to the side, slowly reaching inside her. She is wet, so it is easy to get my hand inside. Using the "three finger" method, i push my fingers slightly inside her. I move my fingers in a slow movement. she leans her body away from mine, moving her body in waves. "ohhh, ohhhh, uuuuu. oh! hhhhhh, uh" she whispers gently. Before i knew it i felt her bucking around my hand. "oooohhhhhh! oh! yeeeees!" she said loudly. I moved my hand out of her and my head and tongue down into her. Bobbing up and down feeling the wet in my mouth. Then it happened. "Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh! ohhhhhhh oh oh!" She was wet like never before, She had her first orgasm. Later that night when she told me to come over because she had never had an orgasm like that before

by MissColorado124568 February 26, 2009

Three Point One Foure

Usually refers to pi in the mathematical symbolic system. But in this case its PIE no PI which is also pussy. There for Three point one four is pussy.

Dude, I gotta get me some three point one four.
or
Her three point one four smelt like tuna melt.

by Kyle May 13, 2005

The Three C's

Corporations, Carpetbaggers, and Coons. As told by raging progressive segregationist "Alfalfa Bill" Murray when DEMOCRATS were open about the last part.

Liberal Reporters: Governor Murray, we're from Look Magazine. Would you care to repeat The Three C's for the papers?

Alfalfa Bill: Lemme see here, Look Magazine you say! Corporations, Carpetbaggers, and Coons ya goddamn nigger lovin' jew outfit!

by John D. Negroponte March 19, 2019

best of three

A contest format that losers of games often tardily declare to have been in place all along.

sam lost the game, so he declared it best of three.

he then lost the next game as well so declared it best of five.

by teppic08 October 10, 2008