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Thirsty Thursdays

These days it is a well-known fact that every Thursday is the day you go down to your local dive bar and it has been infested by loud college girls and juice-heads with pink shirts.
Man 1 "Todd, who are all these people?

Man 2 "Thirsty Thursdays man."
by Dueyutah June 16, 2007
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Thirsty Goosehole

A queer male who's anal cavity has been filled to the rim ( A Bermuda triangle of seamen). They are often loose and they need to use tampoons or butt plugs to keep their contents intact (vast matter).
Imran the former model/dancer needs to shut he's thirsty goosehole,. If he thinks he is fooling anyone about being straight he is dead wrong every time he sneeze's a tonne of George Michael semen falls out.
by truecalling September 7, 2013
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Thirteen thirty-seven

What non-members of 1337speak subcultures hear when they read 1337.
Non-geek: i <3 dr.j
Geek: Yeah... 5h3 1z t3h 1337 roxx0rz!
Non-geek: uhh ok
...
Non-geek: I don't even know what we are talking about anymore.
Geek: Did you read 1337 or thirteen thirty-seven?
Non-geek: uhh the second one.
Geek: Oh, well check this out: 1337. The third definition should spell it out for you.
by khanh93 February 17, 2010
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Thristation

When Your extremely thirsty and theirs no drinks around!
Hey gimme some of your drink, dying of thristation out here
by MonMonJigamaree November 2, 2010
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smoke thirty

The time of day that signifies it's time to go outside and have a cigarette break (or alternatively, time to smoke a joint), usually taken at the bottom half of the hour.

To indicate to someone you wish to take a smoke break, you would typically peek your head in their office, and go "smoke thirty" to which you both hobble outside, have a cigarette and muse about how much you hate you fucking job.
Ben: Hey man, what time is it?
Dave: Ten til smoke thirty.
by cheeriomcmuffin April 5, 2009
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two-thirty-one

The universal time for Sex.
"Why were you in my bed at two-thirty-one last night?"

Veronica and Jon were getting it on at two-thirty one.
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Friday the thirteenth

Friday the thirteenth is the best day you could ever have lived through... the only night that you can wake up, knowing that you have just been raped by a demon
God! Tonight is Friday the thirteenth! Well, see you if I live.
by Small-pp-boi September 13, 2019
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