A roast in which someone defends them self factually, proving one wrong with evidence and intellect. Often times this can be achieved in a serious and defensive manner, not always having to be humorous or funny.
Person 1: "Huh, you just said your queer! That means your gay!"
Person 2: "Actually my dear friend, i meant it in the traditional manner, that being strange and unusual"
Person 1: "wow, that's quite the factual roast"
Person 2: "Actually my dear friend, i meant it in the traditional manner, that being strange and unusual"
Person 1: "wow, that's quite the factual roast"
by H.H Derrick August 8, 2017
Get the Factual Roastmug. You: I forgot to bring my lunch to work today
Them: You can grab a truckie's roast out of the freezer and put it in the pie warmer.
Them: You can grab a truckie's roast out of the freezer and put it in the pie warmer.
by I am not a lizard overlord April 9, 2024
Get the Truckie's Roastmug. by Jihaleh August 10, 2012
Get the roast my breadmug. Referring to loose labia, also known as pastrami curtains because it can be easily blown around in the wind. However the term "Roast Beef" is generally for women whose snatch is more brown then pink, and the lips stick together like a grilled cheese sandwich. As age starts to progress, their meaty flaps start to dangle and look like two slabs of roast beef stuck together with mayonnaise, thus the term "Roast Beef Snatch."
I fucked this cheerleader the other day and her roast beef snatch looked like it went through a meat grinder.
by Uncle Renegade October 5, 2017
Get the Roast Beef Snatchmug. When a beer pong player doesn’t sink a cup, they must sit naked on the beer pong table and the other players biff balls at them.
by Hary Gofman January 30, 2022
Get the Roast Chickenmug. by Jayba11s January 9, 2018
Get the Roasted a nutmug. 