mega hump

Getting very upset over nothing
Feeling extremely upset over something someone said to you.

Jack called her weird and now she wont talk to him cause she has the mega hump.

by Eli. December 15, 2008

Hump your bitch day

Hump your bitch on dec 29th .

* humps Lisa*

Lisa: wtf why would you do that

Derek: Bc it’s hump your bitch day !

by Nola❤️🥲 December 29, 2020

National Dry Hump Day

National Dry hump day is held on September 2nd

National dry Hump Day Is September 2nd

by Heyyy251673 September 1, 2021

I'll scoot a hump on ye

I will hit you and leave you with a bump, usually said by parents and grandparent

If you keep shouting at me young man, I'll scoot a hump on ye

by Derry Irish November 5, 2021

humping hips

When a women’s hips are spread due to sexual penetration

“Ok my grown woman body is defiantly coming in”
“ Mmhm you freak nasty that’s them humping hips”

by Soulewordemotionrescue May 15, 2022

hump in the road

Hump in the road is a sex position where the women lay on her stomach and the man will be on top of her

Hi honey, get ready tonight because you will be a hump in the road.

by Hades98 June 14, 2021

Humping Monkey

Lesbians who actually scissor

I don’t watch humping monkey porn it’s all fake

by Numpty April 12, 2020