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Flat Earther

Noun;
A person who genuinely believes that the Earth is a flat plane (typically also stationed at the center of the universe). They reject all objective, scientific proofs that have supported the shape of the Earth being a globe (technically an oblate spheroid).

The Flat Earth Theory has many flaws, including - but not limited to: (1) failure to construct a unified model that can explain all aspects of the Flat Earth Theory, (2) weather and seasonal patterns cannot be explained, (3) failure to explain the revolution of the Sun and the Moon, (4) Flat Earther use Electromagnetism to explain gravity, yet fail to account for many instances which suggest the contrary (mass attracting mass), (5) fail to understand what Conservation of Momentum is, etc.

The Flat Earth view is based off of the fact that the Earth is perceived as a flat plane. This does not serve as empirical evidence as to notice a 0.1° incline on the equator (facing parallel), the object must be around 69.1 miles away.
I believe the Flat Earther are in some kind of Flat Earth religion.
Flat Earthers were once willing to go to Antartica to prove their stance, but when the opportunity arose, they quickly backed out, because they knew a 24 hour sun would destroy their entire foundation.
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Flat on your side

Term used in reference to laying on your side in bed, in between laying flat on your back and flat on your stomach
You are laying flat on your side
by BigC2018 May 23, 2018
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flat leaver

Someone who leaves another person in a partnership because they got done with the task first.
by Raymond Carlson February 15, 2017
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flat pat

Androgenous. Sexless. Bland. Warped. Dull. Lifeless. Disapointed.
Dry hump. Let down. Sexless. Sexual deception. Boring. Dull. Disappoint. "Don't make me flatpat yo ass!" Or "Beware the flat pat!"
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Flat Stanley

A term for a joint or cigarette that has been flattened and now resembles the shape of Flat Stanley
Mikey: What the fuck is wrong with this j
Alex: Will fucking sat on it and now it’s a flat stanley
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Flat Tire

When a girl sucks you but she catches you with her teeth so deep that your penis loses all stiffness.
Dang, she gave me a Flat tire after dinner, it hurts!!
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