Flat-A

It's the word when you're a smart ass and you're just such a big piece of shit that you're just a fricken Albert Einstein Mofo.

It's not an A- or an A+ it's just a nice flat and juicy A
Dis dumbass mofo: Yo what'd u got on the test u nasal passage
Dis Smart ass mofo: Haha I got a Flat-A
Dis dumbass mofo: Wow, ur such a nasal passage.
Dis Smart ass mofo: Haha, at least I'm not a refurbished Amarjeet Fifa support.
by JuicyFatPigletSlayer February 06, 2018
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Flat Bro

One calls a person a "Flat Bro" if they believe that their intelect is limited.
He is a "Flat Bro" (Every Flat Bro ever)
by OilrubAinsley October 29, 2021
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Flat Sausage

A sequence of taking off clumps of vaginal hair and violently shoving it in the other partner's pee hole.
Matt recieved a Flat Sausage and did not like it.
by Searsisdead November 24, 2015
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flat election

A real Election where nobody cares who wins because all of the possible candidates are just as depressing and uninteresting as the others. I.A. We don't care who wins...you all suck, i'd rather take a nap.
I didn't even bother to vote, it's a flat election. Wake me up when it's over.
by SpdRscL November 15, 2023
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brown flat

1. Round flat poop resembling the shape and size of a table tennis paddle. Not to be confused with Browns Flat, the rural community in Kings County, New Brunswick, Canada.
"I've been shitting out brown flats ever since I lost a table tennis tournament and Jerry shoved the flat side of the paddle up my ass."
by Tonyvenom September 23, 2017
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flat ass bookin

Moving as fast as you possibly can, usually used to describe a medical helicopter flying as fast as they possibly can in order to save a life.
*sound of helicopter overhead*
“Hey? What’s that sound?”
*listening*
“That’s the sound of Metro Life Flight flat ass bookin!”
by trparky February 17, 2021
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Denis Flats

Is the God of Gods, with is rule, he had the absolute power.
Also, there us a religion called "Flats's Witnesses"
-In what you believe?
I believe in Denis Flats
by A Flats's Witnesses September 26, 2018
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