IKEA Bite

Wounds attained from assembling IKEA furniture. Typically the ones that have metal rods and such that need to bend so the screws line up.

I have an IKEA bite on my hand from a particularly nasty Lillåsen that I assembled while moving into a college apartment.

by Shepherd Guy August 22, 2022

betsy bite

Eating food in one whole bite. A reference to the fat ginger betsy.

“Did you see Stanley’s betsy bite? He ate a whole flapjack in one bite!”

by Hawhe February 27, 2024

don’t let the bed bugs bite

Don’t piss the bed

Good night! Don’t let the bed bugs bite

by LouLana August 31, 2022

crunchy bread bites

A cracker

I really want so cheese and crunchy bread bites you hobknocker

by Crotch socket liz September 10, 2020

Bite your dick off energy

The vibe that a crazy bitch gives off. She’d bite your dick off at anytime but you’d still hook up with her anyways.

That girl over there, major bite your dick off energy.

by sanfymanfy September 14, 2022

Skunt bite

When your skanky-cunty ex girlfriend nibbles your ear during makeup sex.

“What’s wrong with your ear”? “Oh it’s just a skunt bite”

by Dick tundo June 21, 2024

bite

A bite is when you share some of your food or beverage to the person asking.

Hey bromanbro! Can I have a bite?
Oh sure bro!

by Spfucking January 25, 2017