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f*cking anus crime

when you are mad at some one or you are mad at people on tv or you just hit yourself on a part of furniture and the words f*cking anus crime
by mario sith January 17, 2024
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Poopy anus

Damn I have a poopy anus today
by Brendan Walker April 4, 2023
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Anu's Touch

Anu's Touch, stylized as Anustouch, is a permanently closed South Indian restaurant in Boobston, NJ that served what some consider them most innovative Indian dish of the 20th century: dehydrated miniature starfish in a brown curry glaze, garnished with corn. It is said to have tasted primarily of rancid vegetable oil. Other restaurants have attempted to reproduce the dish over the years, but none have succeeded in replicating the secret sauce—anu's touch. The founder, Jaggerwal Fatwinder, now long dead, claimed to have dreamt up the dish while under anaesthesia during the removal of a fat deposit in his forearm.
Bro, wanna do anu's touch tonight?
Thought ya'd never ask!
by trilliam turdsworth May 8, 2023
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Anus

An anus is a part of the human body, considered at the butt. People use this term as a dirtier way to say butt.
“His anus was huge
by avethepoo December 3, 2022
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Shy Anus

A person who doesn't/can't poop when someone is another cubicle.
Dave has a shy Anus and needs to wait for the toilet to be empty
by EskimoSmurf January 9, 2023
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Orange Anus

A nickname for Donald Trump, the 45th president of the United States of America.
The Orange Anus had better be careful when he spends the next decade in prison. Big Bubba would take advantage if he dropped the soap.
by redroadpunk August 28, 2023
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Anus

Anus is the class clown in your school, they are very annoying but also has a crush on you. But whenever they get mad they often call people names, like peanut, biscuit, bloody bitch, and phony. They are a cat and a fish but can also turn into a human, if you ever make Anus mad then they will erase you, if you ever start dating Anus, you are considered unlucky.
“Anus is so rude!” “I hate when Anus keeps touching me!” “My last date with Anus was horrible!”
by Wasgkudoflfl September 2, 2023
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