Mineral water

Rich shit for rich people.

Dude do you have mineral water? Nah that's rich people shit.

by CovertMotion March 13, 2018

Rag water

Any kind of alcoholic beverage that is bound to leave you in rags (Gin, Whiskey, Brandy, you name it).

"And the clock ticks out like a dripping faucet
Till you're full of rag water and bitters and blue ruin"

by Renderizer January 12, 2009

Water penis

A water penis is a fucking water penis.
Your fucking welcome

This man be drinking water penis

by Homely_lmao September 2, 2019

Water the Trees

When a man takes a leak on a tree or bush when outside.

"Man I have got to take a piss and those trees look a little dry, I think I am going to go have to water the trees."

by dalejr237 June 26, 2005

water slug

A water slug is when a submarine's torpedo tube is cycled with no torpedo or other weapon inside it. It sounds like the submarine (whose job is to be quiet) has shot a torpedo and is very noisy

We shot a water slug at the target

by SubMan758 February 4, 2014

Holy Water

The water that flows from a priest's butthole after an enema.

Father Pedofuck called to the altar boy "Come here son and help me make some Holy Water."

by Cuntoleezza Rice October 23, 2007

pantie water

also known as paniagua... meaning- an instant cum. when a woman looks at an attractive man and just gets wet by sight. hence... pantie water..

also.. a man or something you find attractive can be called pantie water.

Damn ma, tha guy over there looks mad good.. i just got pantie water..

He is pantie water!

by Big B April 2, 2004