Jody: My Computer is not turning on
Nick: Did you hit the power button
Jody pushes power button
Jody: Oh. Thanks Nick. Now it’s working. Gosh I’m so TechnoStupid!
Nick: Did you hit the power button
Jody pushes power button
Jody: Oh. Thanks Nick. Now it’s working. Gosh I’m so TechnoStupid!
by Technosavy May 22, 2019
Get the TechnoStupid mug.Technological edging is the broad concept of intentionally delaying the practical use or possession of a technology in order to capitalize on potential new and better innovations of the technology. The term 'edging' brazenly refers to the sexual act of edging, meaning to delay orgasm in order to achieve a more satisfying ending.
Specifically, technological edging could mean holding out on buying a new smartphone or PC, even if you desperately need one, in order to capitalize on next year's advancements in consumer tech. In other words, people delay buying in order to not feel sad when the next best tech comes out, so they might as well wait for another year.
Technological edging can also apply to much bigger and broader ultimate goals, such as delaying future space exploration (on mars, the moon, etc.) in order to capitalize on the future impending innovations of science and technology. Such a move, in one's opinion, may be the wiser option.
Specifically, technological edging could mean holding out on buying a new smartphone or PC, even if you desperately need one, in order to capitalize on next year's advancements in consumer tech. In other words, people delay buying in order to not feel sad when the next best tech comes out, so they might as well wait for another year.
Technological edging can also apply to much bigger and broader ultimate goals, such as delaying future space exploration (on mars, the moon, etc.) in order to capitalize on the future impending innovations of science and technology. Such a move, in one's opinion, may be the wiser option.
Example 1
Friend 1: Omg the new Galaxy S20 looks dope! Are you gonna get it?
Friend 2: Nope, I'm practicing technological edging rn. I wanna delay getting a new phone so I won't complain about the next new phone being better than it. I already have the Galaxy S9 and it's still going well so.
Example 2
The postponement of Trump's plan for sending astronauts to the Moon might seem disappointing at first, but hey, at least scientists can technological edge it and benefit from potential new breakthroughs in their space tech.
Friend 1: Omg the new Galaxy S20 looks dope! Are you gonna get it?
Friend 2: Nope, I'm practicing technological edging rn. I wanna delay getting a new phone so I won't complain about the next new phone being better than it. I already have the Galaxy S9 and it's still going well so.
Example 2
The postponement of Trump's plan for sending astronauts to the Moon might seem disappointing at first, but hey, at least scientists can technological edge it and benefit from potential new breakthroughs in their space tech.
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Technospiritualism is a spiritual and technological movement that advocates the production of spiritual technologies in order to reach a high spiritual level of being and unlocking spiritual abilities of people. Technospiritualism also advocates technoquantumism, technodeism and extraphysicism in order to facilitate reaching a high level of being and spirituality. Technospiritualism usually advocates secular spirituality, and the name of the spirituality form of technospiritualism is tecnospirituality.
Technospiritualism shows how late-stage transhumanism can be spiritual as well, and how can technodeism and extraphysicism help spirituality as well.
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Get the Technoblade mug.Technotheism is a technological and religious movement that advocates that the best way to be near God, gods and spiritual beings is through technology. Technotheism advocates the production of technologies in order to be near the divine, technologies like the ones of technodeism, technoquantumism, technospiritualism, extraphysicism and divinialism.
"Technotheism might be the future of religion, such as the future of the new forms of spirituality that human societies actually now, since we would create enough technology to be near the divine and even become the divine."
"Technotheism, technodeism, technoagnosticism and technospiritualism are literally the same thing with different goals and functions."
"Technotheism, technodeism, technoagnosticism and technospiritualism are literally the same thing with different goals and functions."
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