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New England Tech

A Technical College located in Warwick, RI. Mostly notable for popularizing the 18 month degree programs in the North East that net you an Associates degree in less than 4 years, if you willing to pay the outrageous tuition they force upon their students of mostly GED holders, ghetto dwellers, stoners, slackers, and last-chance-to-get-my-life-on-trackers.

The education you recieve is akin to a glorified private high school. In the same respect, the drug flow is also as equivilent.

Affectionately known as NEIT (nee-it) by locals and students. This institution is based around cut-throat deals, and subjective internal deceit, in which their politics secretly govern the school as if it were a small dictatorship nation.

Despite their advertising for job placement upon graduation, if you are taking certain degree paths, they will avidly reject any possibility of granting you any sort of contacts of which to base the rest of your life on.

If you want the American University life style, this Institution (aptly named) is not for you. See also URI, RIC, JWU, Rodger Williams, they are cheaper and more respected.
NEIT Kid: "I went to New England Tech to get a great education, have an amazing college experience, and get help with finding a stellar job upon graduation."

University Kid: "Are you high?"
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An attractive lady with a penchant for technology.
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A school next to a church where all the students are gay as fuck
Bro u go to New Tech High?? That school is full of fucking FAGS
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Georgia Tech 

An educational institute founded shortly after the American civil war in Atlanta. Founded around 1885, Georgia Tech embodies everything bad about education - and probably always has. Their "faculty" (especially engineering professors) consists of people who lack actual genius and therefore live to crush anybody else's happiness or enjoyment of learning. Seriously. Most of their actual talent does research and works in a skyscraper called "GTRI" or "Georgia Tech Research Institute". It is 5km from campus. Those sorry individuals who were dim witted, mean, or just devoid of positive attributes are forced to teach engineering to undergraduates. And they make them suffer because they themselves can not accept the fact that they will never be an Einstein, Bohr, etc. Georgia Tech is embodied by "three pillars" of hatred, apathy, and a wanton disregard for actual learning. If you love a subject then remember "GT": *Go *To a different school!
If Albert Einstein had studied at Georgia Tech, he would have hated physics.
I started my studies at Georgia Tech a bright and optimistic student, and I left a broken chain-smoker.
Georgia Tech has really sent education in the south east back fifty or sixty years.
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Ferda Tech 

Meaning better than cool. What a son said to his Mom when she allowed him to skip school to go hang out with his friends.
Can I skip school?

Yes because you have good grades.

That’s Ferda tech Mom!
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Dark Disco Tech 

The new style of music that bring the current popularity of Disco and Nu disco to the new level.

While mixed in with Industrial, Techno and a spice of darkness

Artists such as: Vitalic, Felix Da Housecat, Dj Loli, Miss Kitten, The Hacker

I saw this music style mention on Loli's facebook with those artists listed as examples.
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