Teargasum 

When someone starts crying uncontrollably; starts crying like crazy

Last night, When i dumped my GF Shelly. Her friend told me that she went home and had a teargasum

Teargasum by Sweet Loo October 21, 2007

tear up the pita 

Have sex with a girl

Chris is only going to Leah's party because he's dyin to tear up the pita.

tear up the pita by P.C. Bananahammock September 22, 2009

Teamsmash 

Originating at the RC(Air)C summer course Survival Instructor Course, (6 week course) a Teamsmash is when a large group of Survival Instructors shit in one blue rocket (portapotty) on the day they are leaving on the bus after graduation day

F Sgt: Sgt you gotta totally teamsmash on your last day of SI this summer, carry on the tradition for me.
Sgt: that's disgusting but alright

Army Course cadet enters a teamsmashed portapotty
army course cadet: you guys are fuckin nasty man!
SI's laugh their asses off

Teamsmash by Sergeant B. May 13, 2010

Teamsilence 

The Ultimate Understanding Of The Power Of Silence Expressed Through Sound & Writings By A Person Or Groups Of People .

This Contradiction Is Necessary To Truly Grasp The Power In The Heart Of Silence.

Behold The Power Of TeamSilence.

Teamsilence Is DirtyDickSauce.

Teamsilence Echoes In My Mind .

Teamsilence by Teamsilence January 12, 2012

TEABS

The End of an Awesome Book Syndrome

X went to the library to find more books to read because she was suffering from TEABS.

TEABS by Tay Sachs October 4, 2012

Pleasure tear 

The act of making a female shed a tear during any sort of sexual activity from intense pleasure.

Oh my gosh. This guy I was hooking up with last night was so good, I had pleasure tears.

Pleasure tear by winetime1969 August 13, 2019

Upside Down Siberian Tear Jerker 

A sexual position requiring a bucket of ice, a gag, and some icy-hot or related substance. You must first seduce the woman by rubbing ice on her nipples for an extended period of time while she is gagged. Then you must slap her ass repeaditaly afterwards rubbing icy-hot over the previously spanked are to increase burning.

I totall gave that chick the Upside Down Siberian Tear Jerker and she cried for over 30 minutes.

Upside Down Siberian Tear Jerker by Meatless_Meatballs December 1, 2009