Tan Piglet

The act of having multiple men have raw anal sex with a woman who has diarrhea. Each man finishes inside the woman. To which she then shits the contents out into a bowl, mix until tan in color. Finally, you have the woman stuff her face full of the contents like a piglet eating slop. It is customary for the woman to make oinking sounds during and after the meal.

“Dude, wanna come to the party on the weekend? I heard that Charlotte’s gonna do the Tan Piglet!”

“HELL YEAH!”

by MrSunki November 26, 2023

testicular tanning

ITS A NICE SUNNY DAY AND YA FEEL LIKE TANNING YA BALLS CAUSE THAY NEVER SEE THE SUN.

It’s a beautiful sunny day I think I’ll do some testicular tanning on my balls! (Testicles).

by Uncle thunder cock buck! June 2, 2021

Tan

A British slang word, typically used in Scotland, that means to steal something.

Friend 1: I'm gonna tan that pack of butteries...
Friend 2: Naw you won't! It's illegal!
Friend 1: Aye I would actually, and I don't care.

by Ryzer2904 November 23, 2018

tan hotdog

A term for a tan persons dick.

Oh My GOD, Jeffery has such a huge tan hotdog!

by Big Ole Black Guy February 11, 2014

Kentucky spray tan

Coined by CW, rob elijah, and Landon

When you shoot dip in your hand then jerk a guy off

Shoot that dip in ur hand and gimme some of that Kentucky spray tan

by !3Saint45 July 30, 2025

MATCH TAN

Richest guy in Singapore with multi millions properties.

Match Tan is the Realtor in Singapore who owns multi millions properties.

by Match777 November 22, 2021

net-tan

The particular hue that a person’s face assumes when constantly lit by an iPad, mobile phone, computer or tablet.

Look at (insert name here) she/he has a lovely glowing net-tan. He/she really should get out more.

by pbdrivers December 28, 2017