tiny plastic lawn table

You know that thing you get with pizza.
Its use is to eat your B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A on.
Your probably gonna say im wrong but then were would you EAT.

Guy 1: I got sum B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A u want sum
Guy 2:yiss
Guy 1: alright shrink yourself to eat on the tiny plastic lawn table.
Guy 2: om nom nom
Guy 1: om nom nom

by Spitfire9805 December 30, 2018

Penguin Table

Penguin Table described when there is an awkward silence at a table.

"During the Thanksgiving feast with my family, it was a penguin table"

by Cubed3D February 13, 2025

Table Licker

Phrase referring to a person who is so unable to refuse a dare, they will do anything, even lick a dirty table at a bar.

You should dare Beth to do it since you know she’s a table licker.

by HERX44 November 27, 2020

.....I Believe, I Was Jumping Over A Coffee Table, I Believe.....

.....I Believe, I Was Jumping Over A Coffee Table, I Believe.....

.....I Believe, I Was Jumping Over A Coffee Table, I Believe.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 29, 2025

Cristmass Table

WHen your work, arrange a party around the Cristmass holiday. All of the employe dress up and drink untill their so wasted, that they do all sort of stupid things and try to hit on everything with a pulse.

I got a Cristmass Table tonigh, it will be awsome... maby i nail some of the girls from work.

by Monsterball November 22, 2005

Table

It is an object in many homes wheee you sit to eat at or draw. It is very useful.

Mother: “Gordon come down for dinner at the table!”

Gorgon: “If we can get a new table”

by Dog fleas December 26, 2021

Skunked the Table

To turn, drop trouser, bend over and spray your diarrhoea over the table/desk/other things in protest.

They laughed in her face, laughed at her tears laughed at her trembling limbs, so , out of desperation and defiance, she skunked the table. - Memoirs of Greta Thunberg, 2061

by ShirterDeserter March 10, 2022