Turtle Squatter 

Someone who squats hard and lets things get under their shell. "Turtle Squatter"

"Turtle Squatting"

someone who squats hard and lets something get under their shell and bothering them long-term.

Noah stop being such a turtle squatter!!!

Turtle Squatter by gnome dog May 30, 2011

turtle-brained 

Thinking slowly, like a turtle moves.

oy. i am sooo slow today - i am turtle-brained today.

turtle-brained by Puffin Man June 13, 2011

Turtle Smasher 

A term used for getting gnar or fucking shit up.

Did you see him shit on the counter? That was so Turtle Smasher!

Turtle Smasher by Titty Kitty November 29, 2012

Turtle Belly 

a well defined six pack that resembles the belly of a turtle

Emma - " wow! look at that dude, he is super fit!"
Arlia - "yeah, but he's got some turtle belly going on"

Turtle Belly by lataniana bovaniana equishria April 10, 2013

Turtle Ticket 

A ticket given to you when you are driving too slow.

If you drive underneath 20 miles per hour, you will get a turtle ticket. This is a highway.

Turtle Ticket by i8toast April 11, 2013

Turtle poaching 

When you punch someone who has a small penis in the dick making there head shrivel like a turtle.

Payton: i got turtle poached by some guy yesterday
thomas: omg is yo dick okay i hate turtle poaching

Turtle poaching by Arnold mcjagger June 3, 2013

Turtle Burnout 

Similar to a shart, but the head pops out first before the actual skid mark.

My Underwear bared the marks of a turtle burnout.

Turtle Burnout by Just Bitchin March 3, 2014