Cum around the mountain

verb.
A sex act that usually involves a fat fetish. The (usually) female obese participant sits on the ground naked or otherwise, while one or more male participants proceed to manually stimulate themselves while walking in a circle around the person in the middle. They then proceed to cum all over the obese participant in the middle.

similar to bukkake except for the fact that it only requires one person to spank the monkey as opposed to multiple participants
A play on words derived from the children song "She'll be coming around the mountain",
"How are things going with that fat girlfriend of yours?"
"pretty good man, over the weekend we got busy and she let me cum around the mountain"
"man that shit is disgusting!"
by GoYaffa April 28, 2008
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rocky mountain tits

when a girl has implants that ripple and harden.
holy shit them rocky mountain tits are outlandish.
by garrett June 14, 2006
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Russian Mountain Goat

I just had mad Goatsex with that Russian Mountain Goat, Seabiscuit.
by Joey Orgler October 21, 2007
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Titty Mountain Girl

A lesbian lumberjack that enjoys having Boston Pancakes and moonlight bareback riding on the mountainside. They're a rare but emerging breed.
Man 1: So I heard you came onto a titty mountain girl last night...
Man 2: Yeah, she was hairier than an ape and through a hissy fit after she found out I was a man!
by Tots and Jelly December 27, 2009
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Rocky Mountain Blast

The shit that you take the morning after drinking Coors.
"That shit came straight from the Rockies, it was a Rocky Mountain Blast!"
by Thesteve9x August 04, 2008
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African Mountain Climbing

the act where one male excretes fecal matter on a female's chest. The male then proceeds to make passionate love to the female's chest using the feces as a lubricant.
Last night Mrs. Riggins asked me to go African Mountain Climbing; needless to say, my balls now smell like shit.
by Dick Ed May 30, 2012
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Nigga Mountain Toilet

Nigga Mountain Toilet (allso known as NMT) is a rituall where a man of african heritage sitts on a toilet atop a mountain (taller than about 100 meters above sea level). the man is often seen reading the news but it is not necessary to create the NMT phenomenon
Ah man look at that dude! he is doing the Nigga mountain toilet
by Jackbanan August 17, 2019
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